Ingrid quotes from Young Dracula

Ingrid

Go and make my bed before I dip you in the slime pit.

Ingrid

(To Vlad) What's going on? Sounds like you're in pain... can I watch?

Ingrid

From now on you will call me Countess Dracula! Watch me as I avenge Will's death and make the streets of Stokely run red with blood! HAHAHAHA!

Ingrid

I'm back! Twice as gorgeous, three times as evil... make that four times as evil.

Ingrid

(To Dr. Seward) When I am Queen of Darkness, you will be spared.

Ingrid

(tearful) You're doing the right thing. Love is for Breathers and idiots.

Ingrid

I can't believe that my father, the man who saw off the Great Warlock Attack of the 1750s, is letting himself be hopelessly distracted by a brunette Breather... in a cardigan.

Ingrid

Little brother’s turning into big brother.

Ingrid

Anyone for tennis?

Ingrid

(To Malik) There you go, Green Tree Frog tea.

Ingrid

Dust to dust. (Disposes of Malik's ashes in the fireplace) Fool.

Ingrid

If I don't make it out of here alive tell Piers that I... despise him.

Ingrid

Knowledge is power, little brother. Go and find your own.

Ingrid

Can't believe we have to speak this stupid language.

Vlad

We've got to keep a low profile.

Ingrid

And why do we have to move, anyway?

Renfield

Please be quiet, Mistress Ingrid, I'm trying to read the map.

Ingrid

Don't tell me to be quiet, insect biter!

Renfield

Right, that is it!

Ingrid

Don't you touch me, you fungus!

Renfield

Rat!

Ingrid

Creep!

Renfield

Witch!

Ingrid

Pus-face!

Vlad

Turn right!

Renfield

Cold sewer!

Ingrid

Cretin.

Renfield

Freak! Fart-breath!

Ingrid

Spider-licker!

Renfield

Scab picker!

Ingrid

Snot eater!

Count

RENFIELD! What... exactly... is going on?

Renfield

Sorry... for disturbing you, Master...

Count

Silence!

Vlad

Ingrid wants to turn the hearse around and go back to Transylvania.

Count

Oh, you do, do you? And what about the angry, torch-wielding Transylvanian peasant mob, hmm? Would you like to go back to them, too?

Ingrid

Yeah, well, better going back to Transylvania to face them than living in this dump. I mean, look at it. It's so... normal.

Vlad

Normal. That's just what I was thinking.

Vlad

You did what?!

Ingrid

Don't you want to see her?

Vlad

Sorry, which mum are we walking about? Coz I'm thinking about the backstabbing witch from Hell one!

Robin

Cool! At least she sounds like a proper vampire. I mean, you two haven't got a fang between you.