George quotes from Young Dracula

Too fancy, got it. What about the rest of the room? That's pretty cool.

George

I dunno. It's all a bit try-hard. Feels like the bedroom of a total poser. And there's a really weird smell... like a cross between...

(annoyed) Let's find you another room, shall we?

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(When Ingrid plans to tell the Vampire High Council about Vlad and is unconcerned that the Count will face banishment.)

George

But you'll be banished too.

Excuse me?

George

Told you I was doing Latin at school. (Reading from a scroll) "Pacata omnia pacata patris familiae". The sins of the father are the sins of all the family.

Let me see that!

(Ingrid snatches the scroll of George and reads it; she is shocked and furious to see that George is correct.)

Count

(Laughs) The Breather child's right! Ingrid and Vlad are as tainted as myself. If she betrays us, she will be banished for eternity. Ping!

(To Ingrid) Should've brushed up on your Latin. (Smirks) I think that's what they call "checkmate"?

(Seething) I hope that jelly chokes the lot of you!

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(George aims a water pistol at Ingrid.)

Try it, kid, and I'll introduce you to my games room... the torture chamber.

George

I always wanted a big sister, till I met you.

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(When making Bug Burgers.)

George

I'll help if Vlad does.

Well, who doesn't love Bug Burgers?

Sally

Brilliant, let's make Bug Burgers. That'll keep me awake, if slightly disgusted.

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(After Asan and the Draculas drink a vampire victory potion.)

George

Can I try some?

Sally

Certainly not! I don't even want to imagine what's in it.

Renfield

Well, I started out with a little dash of pig's bile, then a tiny little squeeze of lemming's liver--

Sally

I don't actually want to know what's in it, thank you, Renfield.