Vlad quotes from Young Dracula

(kneels) Master! Reveal to us our destiny!

Tell the others our time is coming... (laughs evilly.)

I know your secret, Breather.

Vlad, please.

(sighs exasperatedly) Is that the best you can do?

Vlad, I'm your friend. I'll get you some blood, you don't need to bite anyone.

Oh, I don't need to... but I want to.

You took your time. (Smirking) Nervous, are we?

Vlad

I'm not the one who should be nervous.

You're never gonna win!

What're you gonna do?! Fight me off forever?!

Vlad

No. No, I'm not! I'm the one in control!

Oh, you're not strong enough.

Bad idea.

Vlad

I told you to go.

I knew you would win. It's over now, isn't it?

Vlad

He's part of me now. How can it ever be over?!

Ingrid

(hugging him) Vlad!

Vlad

(surprised) You don't do hugs.

Ingrid

I've changed.

(sceptically) Apparently.

Ingrid

(To Vlad) When you left me to burn in the sunlight, I hit rock bottom. In therapy, I learned that I have to be happy with who I am and not envy other people. I think you're gonna make a great leader.

Vlad

I've only been gone a week. Right?

Vlad

Is his mind wipe still secure?

Ingrid

Watch. Jonno?

Vlad

Well, don't do that!

Ingrid

It proves the mind wipe's working and it's fun!

Ingrid

What's going on?

Bertrand

I can explain!

Vlad

Bertrand thought it would be a good idea to reduce you to a pile of ash. Then frame the Van Helsings for it so that I'd go after them.

Ingrid

Hmm, good plan. Apart from the "me" bit.

Vlad

Tell me why I should believe you.

Because I care for you. If I didn't, why would I be here?

Vlad

(sarcastically) Oh, I don't know. To slay me and my family?!

Vlad

You should go.

(holds out a card) Here's the number of the Slayers' Guild if you want to do something about it.

Do you trust me now?

Vlad

Saw you hugging Jonno.

Oh... that.

Vlad

Yes. That.

I only did that so I could get this. (holds up the keys to the slayer's weapon)

He knows I just saved his unlife, right?

Vlad

Yeah, he knows. He just doesn't care. It's a vampire thing.

Vlad

You never changed, did you? And you never will.

Ingrid

Finally! You're so easy to fool, it's almost painful. I guess this means it's game on, little brother.

Vlad

Don't try to fight me, Ingrid! I don't want anyone to get hurt.

Ingrid

And that is exactly why I'm going to win. See you at the final battle, Chosen One.

Vlad

Can we please try to get on as a family for the next say... one hundred years?

Count

With me as the Head, obviously.

Ingrid

(To Vlad) I thought you said we'd share the power?

Vlad

Actually, what I said was I'd give you the status you deserve.

Count

That'll be equal to a swamp rat, then!

Vlad

(To Ingrid) Which'll give you top position as my number two.

Count

No, she can't be your number two, you're my number two; that makes her number three.

Ingrid

No way am I number three!

Vlad

(resignedly) Ohhh, this is gonna be a long hundred years...

Vlad? No biting?

Vlad

No slaying?

Count

No fun!

Vlad

A stake here and I'd live. Coz you stole my heart!

(smiling) Really? You're going with that?

Vlad

Don't pretend it's not working.

What am I gonna do with you?

Vlad

I'll make a list.

Malik

(spluttering) What're you trying to pull? This is diluted!

Hey! We donated that blood.

Malik

That explains the bitter after-taste.

You should be grateful for what you're given!

Malik

And you should be grateful you're alive!

Vlad

So should you!

I want to see vampires and slayers in the same room getting on!

Vlad

Doing what? Karaoke?