DDojo
[stuffed on cookies; thinking] I never should have got into those cookies. [belches] Oh, that hurts.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
Kimiko, you must learn discretion. Nevertheless, sometimes the lesson is in the journey.
You are quite wise, Master Fung. [then gets annoyed by Raimundo's imitating kissing]
[Kimiko uses the Mind Reader Conch and the Eye of Dashi into her PDA to listen to the thoughts of Wuya, Chase, Jack, and Hannibal]
WWuya
[looking into the mirror; thinking] Hmm. What evil beauty! Not bad for 1500 years old.
[thinking] She was so much less annoying as a disembodied floating head.
[thinking] Impenetrable bull bubble-bots. It's so simple! [laughs and pulls a lever, dropping an anvil on the bubble-bot and crushes his foot; painfully] OOF! I truly am the Evil Emperor of Darkness.
[thinking] Mm-mmm. There's nothing so comfy as warm bottom feathers.
Way too much info.
DDojo
[showing up the Shen Gong Wu Scroll; panting] Kids, big news!
[also showing up along with Omi and Clay] Little green dude, you couldn't have run more than six steps.
[looks at her PDA] According to the Conch, Dojo's sensing a new Wu: Ants In The Pants.
What?! Give me that scroll! The Ants In The Pants Wu releases a colony of ants that will make your opponent scratch like a…
A hound dog with front row seats at a flea circus.
DDojo
It's a blast at parties, but a pretty lame Wu in a battle, so if we don't get it, no biggie.
Looks like we got competition already on their way. [her PDA shows Jack Spicer and his Bubble-Bots trying to get to the Ants In The Pants Wu first]
Dojo, you think you can fly?
DDojo
[rubbing his stomach; stuffed] Sorry, but I've spent too many cookies.
We gotta hurry. Silver Manta Ray!
[The Xiaolin monks are watching a footage of Wuya and Hannibal attacking Chase and getting back some of their Shen Gong Wu when Hannibal found out about his weaknesses]
Hannibal must have hacked into my system. That's how he found out about Chase's weakness.
Hannibal alone is potent threat. But together with Wuya, their evil forces could mean the end of the world.
Where have I heard the before? Oh, yeah! "PREVIOUSLY ON XIAOLIN SHOWDOWN"!
[Master Fung and the Xiaolin monks all give a thumbs-up]
[Kimiko shows Jack a video on her laptop]
[imitating Wuya] Do not underestimate Jack Spicer. Those bubble-bots are genius.
[imitating Chase] Spicer has taken his martial arts skills to a new level.
[offscreen as Dojo intervenes] Dojo, get out of the shot!
[imitating Hannibal] He is truly evil incarnate.
Yes! It is time to make my move. Dark Prince Jack-o is back on top-o!
[Later… Dojo and the Xiaolin monks are headed for the location of the new Shen Gong Wu: The Cannon Blaster]
DDojo
The Cannon Blaster acts like a cannon…that blasts. Uh… Anyway, the holder can literally turn into a human cannonball.
Ooh! I've always wanted to turn into a human cannonball!
Hey, you're already halfway there.
I see you've brought your kittens to do your fighting.
[referring to Wuya] And I see you've brought my housekeeper to do yours.
KKimiko (disguised as Jack)
I challenge you to a Xiaolin Showdown Trio!
I'll wager my Moby Morpher against your Mind Reader Conch and Chase's Serpent's Tail.
I will fight without Shen Gong Wu.
KKimiko (disguised as Jack)
The game is Last To Drop Wins.
KHKimiko (disguised as Jack), Hannibal & Chase
[all in unison] Let's go, Xiaolin Showdown!
KKimiko (disguised as Jack)
Mind Reader Conch!
[thinking] I locked away that foolish vegetable once, I can do it again.
You cross the wrong bean, WHEN YOU CROSSED HANNIBAL ROY BEAN! [throws a big chunk of rock at him]
KKimiko (disguised as Jack)
Mind Reader Conch!
[thinking] That Chase has girly hair, a real warrior shaves his head like me.
Hah! You could pour fertilizer on your head and nothing would grow! [smirking]
[growls] MOBY MORPHER!
[to Kimiko (disguised as Jack)] You surprised me, Spicer. I'm rarely surprised, but never fooled. [sniffs] By the way, love the perfume.
DDojo
The Mikado Arm Shen Gong Wu is a lesser known Wu that gives (you) great upper body strength.
I do not need an upper body strength, but I know someone who does.
[angrily gets into Omi's ear] AND WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?! [threateningly] Think carefully before you answer.
I was speaking of Jack Spicer.
DDojo
I have TENS all around!
I suppose beating Jack in the most colorful manner is the tie-breaker!
[all grin evilly at Jack as they converge on him]
No, no! You can't! WHAT KIND OF PEOPLE ARE YOU?! [screaming as they attacking on him]
You know, if it weren't for Chase, we'd be so much further along in our fight against evil.
I fear I have ruined the future.
Remember this young monk, the future can always be changed.
Every once in a while, the old dude still spits out words of wisdom. But mostly he just spits.
Guys, this is a test we've been waiting for. I'd say we breaking in the palace, and take back of Sands of Time.
Oh, we're not exactly the lame mean rotten machine we'll will once more.
First, you were never lean. And second, we're still Xiaolin warriors. We fought together once, and we can do it again. It's up to us now. The Shroud of Shadows!
Kimiko, take the Denshi Bunny and turn yourself into a electricity. Then, travel through the wires until you'll find the Wu vault where Jack keeps his Wu. I used the conch to the location.
What's that? Oh, never mind. I'll look around to see where Jack keeps this Wu. [coughs] Denshi Bunny.
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