Xiaolin Showdown Season 1 quotes

Kimiko

Come on! Work it like you own it.

Raimundo

I think I'm gonna [yawns] just freestyle.

Oooh, I got it! Trouble with a stuffed animal. Those things can get so surly.

The Kuzusu Atom is a most dangerous Wu. Whoever possesses it can vaporize his enemies at will. It's also pretty nifty for cleaning your room when you forget to pick up after yourself.

Uh, Dojo, this is Frenchy Foo. Just an old friend passing through.

[gasps] Another dragon!?

Dojo, it isn't like that.

Omi

[To the Xiaolin monks] Monks, double your efforts....Raimundo...Triple yours.

Kimiko

Jack Spicer, you’re like so not getting this Wu!

Jack

"Jack Spicer, you’re so like not getting this Wu!" Wrong! Meet my new Fishbots.

Hey, guys? I just checked the fridge. We're out of ice cream.

Omi

Dojo, there is someone I'd like you to meet.

Kimiko

Wait, you know each other?

[lividly] You no good, yo-yo thief! [starts attacking Chucky Choo in fury]

Omi

I guess...will be yes.

Alright, I'll give it he's handsome. But Chucky Choo, it's more slippering...

Clay

Uh...Baby oinker in a pig-catching contest?

Yeah! When you shake his hand you better come your fingers. I'm pretty sure how you're lost my feet. [struggling]

Kimiko

There must be some mistake!

No. No, there is...no mistake. Dojo's right in all accounts.

Liar! Don't listen to him! Because he...[exclaims] go on.

It's true. I was once a bad dragon. Who did bad things. But the worst thing I ever did, was the lose of friendship of mind closes friend. I changed since then. And I hope one day. I'll be lucky enough earn that friendship. What do you say, Dojo?

Dojo, I challenge you to a Xiaolin Showdown.

Omi

But Dojo does not have any Wu!

[takes out the rulebook] It says right here, that a mystical dragon can be Wu-less in a showdown if he has no criminal record.

Well, huh, there was the, uh, the, uh… No convictions.

The game is Xiaolin Pinball. The first to reach one million points wins! Let's go. [in unison] Xiaolin Showdown!

[in unison] Xiaolin Showdown!

Omi

Dojo, keep your ears on the game!

Raimundo

Omi, you gotta be doing that on purpose.

The Denshi Bunny Wu is more impressive than its name suggests.

Raimundo

So, it doesn't make you a bunny?

No. That would be just plain, silly. Whoever possesses the bunny, can turn into electricity and zap his foes.

Jack Spicer

Oh, yeah, did I mention I got the Shadow Slicer, too? [uses the Shadow Slicer to make four holograms of himself] Shadow Slicer. Shadow Slicer. Shadow Slicer. Shadow Slicer. [Omi, Kimiko, Raimundo, and Clay dive at the hologram Jacks, and hit each other's heads] Jack is on his game. Smell you later, losers! [laughing while he flies off with their Shen Gong Wu]

Jack Spicer

That's brilliant! Why didn't I think of that?

My guess, an extra chromosome.

Raimundo

Whoa! My boom box is possessed!

Omi

Well, too prove myself worthy of being your leader. I must solve of your elemental Shen Gong Wu.

Raimundo

You did what!?

Omi, that was most unwised. So much un-restrength power could lead to great dangers.

I hate to rain on your parade snowball, but I do not think so!