Master Fung quotes from Xiaolin Showdown

One of you will have to remain behind to watch Dojo.

Omi

Master Fung is wise as always. Raimundo, you will remain behind.

No, Omi, you will be the one who stays.

Omi

Why should I remain behind and Raimundo go? It took him the longest to become an apprentice, and no one thought he would make it!

Raimundo

[clears throat] Ahem.

Omi

Uh, I mean, except for me?

Who let Dojo out?

Omi

[sighs shamefully in dismay] I am so ashamed. It appears Dojo is one very crafty dragon.

Oh, this is not good.

Raimundo

How bad is it really?

Raimundo

Maybe we should just take the Shen Gong Wu and leave.

It will not matter where or how far we travel… Dojo will find us.

Omi

As always, Master Fung is most wise. An honorable warrior would stay and… [Two-Headed Dojo flies over the Shen Gong Wu vault] Fight?

Kimiko

He does know how to make an entrance.

I got me a powerful craving for some Shen Gong Wu. One stomach and two mouths to feed!

[to Omi as Two-Headed Dojo is about to eat him] Remember, Omi… The future of the world is in your hands.

Omi

NOOOO!!!!!!! [enraged at Two-Headed Dojo] You have eaten Master Fung! Now you have gone too far!

[mockingly] Ooh, I'm so scared! That's a good one! [laughs teasingly as Omi steams up in irritation]

Looks like my young monks had trouble sleeping last night.

Raimundo

Actually, I had a pretty gross dream. Jack Spicer was in it.

Clay

Me too! Did he do his evil laugh?

Kimiko

Yeah, and it was so annoying.

Now that Jack has the Shadow of Fear, it's very possible that he has been visiting your dreams.

Kimiko

Talk about wanting to wash my brain out.

Most disturbing. They have taken the Mosaic Scale. It is most unpredictable Shen Gong Wu that can be used to create mischief.

Kimiko

They didn't take it. I did. [sadly holds up the broken scale]

For centuries, a mischievous spirit, Sibini, was trapped inside the Mosaic Scale. When the scale was broken, that spirit was freed and took over Clay's body.

Kimiko

Oh, it's all my fault. I broke the scale and hid it in Clay's room. I never knew it would turn him evil. [puts her head in her hands in disgrace, realizing she did make a mistake]

[comforting her] Making a mistake is not a sign of weakness, Kimiko. It is not being able to admit it that is the true mistake.

Raimundo

What does this Sibini want?

The Monarch Wings.

It is the sister Shen Gong Wu of unimaginable strength. It will reveal itself within a short time of the other. When the two join, their powers will become far greater than the two individually. If Sibini gets the Monarch Wings, he will no longer need a host. He will become invincible.

Omi

Then we must stop him at once!

Be cautious. The longer the Sibini spirit inhabits Clay, the stronger he becomes.

Kimiko

Omi, what happened?

Omi

I am afraid, uh… Mala Mala Jong has come to life.

Raimundo

I can't believe we got here too late.

Clay

Oh, man, I feel more embarrassed than a mule at the Kentucky Derby.

According to the scroll, the rise of Mala Mala Jong will allow a new Shen Gong Wu to be revealed. It is called the Emperor Scorpion. Whoever possesses it will have control over all Shen Gong Wu. If we can find it, we can use it to break Mala Mala Jong apart before it turns into the Fearsome Four.

Raimundo

Excellent! Great ending and not too long. Dragged a little in the middle though.

Kimiko

Don't get too excited, Raimundo. Here comes the bad part.

If the Emperor Scorpion falls into the wrong hands, the Fearsome Four will be unstoppable. This will be our only chance to save the world from certain destruction.

Raimundo

Why does there always have to be a bad part?

Kimiko

I can't believe how badly we messed up.

Raimundo

Now that Spicer is in control of the Fearsome Four there's no stopping him.

Clay

Yeah. It's not everyday a fella is responsible for the end of the world.

Omi

No! Stop! When Mala Mala first came together I could've called for your help. It is my fault. But I...ah choose to do it alone. I may have forgotten to mention that before.

Raimundo

It dosen't matter now...woah!

Working together is more than just fighting together. It is knowing how to use each other's strengths wisely.

Raimundo

Hey, could somebody please translate.

Clay

Well, I reckon Master Fung is speaking of our elements.

Kimiko

In other words, we should focus on what we do best.

Cheer up, kiddo. You'll get another chance to save the world.

A new Shen Gong Wu has revealed itself somewhere in Japan. Behold, the Zing Zom-Bone. This most mysterious Shen Gong Wu has the power to render anyone into a zombie-like state.

Raimundo

Dude! I would love to have my own army of zombies!

Kimiko

Poor Rai. We've got to find him. Just so I can give him a piece of my mind!

We must not be too hard on Raimundo. It is the Shen Gong Wu that is controlling him.

Omi

Yes, but if he had not used the Golden Tiger Claws in the first place, we would not be down the lake with no paddles!

Hey, kids! Special news bulletin! I did a little recon over Brazil and it turns out there WAS a lava flow. If it wasn't for a certain hero we all know, one village would be toast!

Kimiko

So, Raimundo was telling the truth? That's a first.

[takes the Tongue of Saiping from Omi] Perhaps I should hold on to this, young monk, until you learn to get along with animals quietly.

[appearing with the Shen Gong Wu Scroll] Drop what you're doing, boys and girls! We've got ourselves a magnitude 8.0 Shen Gong Wu alert.

The Fountain of Hui has just revealed itself. When activated, it provides unlimited knowledge.

Kimiko

Sounds like a pretty handy Wu if you're doing a crossword puzzle.

I'm afraid by itself, it can only provide random information. But, when combined with its sister Shen Gong Wu, the Eagle Scope, the two can be used to unlock the greatest secrets of the universe.

Omi

You mean like why baboons have such colorful buttocks?

Yes, and even greater secrets.

Raimundo

I bet he writes those on the palm of his hand. [Kimiko snickers]

No Raimundo, I write them inside my eyelids. That is why I blink often. [Blinks rapidly]

[Pops out of Raimundo's shirt] B-U-S-T-E-D. Ooooohhhh! [Shudders]

Omi

Oh, thank you, Master Fung. I promise I will not let you up.

Down.

Omi

In every direction.

[As the temple collapses] Remember, the fate of the world rests with you!

Raimundo

Is it me or does the fate of the world rest with us a lot?