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Master Fung quotes from Xiaolin Showdown

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8th most-quoted character in Xiaolin Showdown: in 41 of its 327 quotes
Most scenes with: Omi (25), Raimundo (24), Two-Headed Dojo (16)

Scenes with Master Fung 39

We got a category 5 Wu alert. The Ying Yo-Yo just revealed itself.

MFMaster Fung

The Ying Yo-Yo is one of the lesser-known. Shen Gong Wu. It acts as a portal to the Ying-Yang World- a parallel universe with laws of its own. One must remain cautious. Its powers are not fully understood.

MFMaster Fung

That is correct. Only ONE would rise, but not until you worked together AS one.

I don't know about you, but I think he makes this stuff up as he goes along. [laughs to himself]

MFMaster Fung

I assure you that I will be here when you get back.

That's what my last master said when he went to for a soda and never returned!

What wise saying do you have for us?

MFMaster Fung

...I have none.

C'mon, you can whip out one of those old cheesy sayings...[Master Fung makes an angry face]...that we all love.

MFMaster Fung

I am afraid I am out of any 'cheesy sayings'.

If you want I can give you your file. [Pulls out an extremely large folder of paper. Master Fung makes another angry face] Not that you would need a file like that. [hides folder with a wide grin]

MFMaster Fung

Uh, Dojo, this is Frenchy Foo. Just an old friend passing through.

[gasps] Another dragon!?

MFMaster Fung

Dojo, it isn't like that.

Well, too prove myself worthy of being your leader. I must solve of your elemental Shen Gong Wu.

You did what!?

MFMaster Fung

Omi, that was most unwised. So much un-restrength power could lead to great dangers.

MFMaster Fung

Kimiko, you must learn discretion. Nevertheless, sometimes the lesson is in the journey.

You are quite wise, Master Fung. [then gets annoyed by Raimundo's imitating kissing]

[The Xiaolin monks are watching a footage of Wuya and Hannibal attacking Chase and getting back some of their Shen Gong Wu when Hannibal found out about his weaknesses]

Hannibal must have hacked into my system. That's how he found out about Chase's weakness.

MFMaster Fung

Hannibal alone is potent threat. But together with Wuya, their evil forces could mean the end of the world.

Where have I heard the before? Oh, yeah! "PREVIOUSLY ON XIAOLIN SHOWDOWN"!

[Master Fung and the Xiaolin monks all give a thumbs-up]

I fear I have ruined the future.

OMOld Master Fung

Remember this young monk, the future can always be changed.

Every once in a while, the old dude still spits out words of wisdom. But mostly he just spits.

[Omi, Raimundo, Kimiko, Clay and Dojo shake their bodies after they return to the temple]

MFMaster Fung

I hope you have learned well from your quest.

I'm not quite sure what just happened. But I'll know, I'll never forget it.

What happened? Really happened?

[screams when he appeared behind Clay while Raimundo and Kimiko turn their heads] I wanna go home! [screams as he starts to run out of the temple while he freaks out]

[Last lines of the series]

MFMaster Fung

As I told you, a leader would rise from the quest, and now... one has.

[Raimundo is suddenly lit up, and as he's engulfed by the light, his original red robes and his medallion soon disappear and are replaced with a black robe with a dragon on the sleeve and a red sash on him, revealing that he has become the official leader of the team]

Way to go, Rai! [Jumps into his arms and kisses him on the cheek]

You did it, partner!

[He has look of amazement, Kimiko jumps into his arms and kisses him on the cheek] I-I don't know what to say. Except I never thought it would be me...[Kimiko and Clay give him a look]...Well maybe a little.

[Raimundo then notices Omi standing behind Master Fung with a let down look on his face. However Omi comes out from behind Master Fung and sheds a few small tears... as from the moment Master Fung told Omi about the new students coming to the temple, Omi vowed to be a great leader. Omi, with tears in his eyes spreads a smile across his face. He and Raimundo bow to each other at the same time. Master Fung, Dojo, and the chosen ones smile too. Then, an explosion outside the temple occurs. Monks notice that every single villain they've encountered during the series are there with their original enemy, Jack Spicer smiling]

MFMaster Fung

[to chosen ones, especially Raimundo who's busy removing his bandages before taking a second to survey their enemies] Now that you have risen to Shoku Warrior, your job has only begun. The survival of the world depends on you.

[With that, the team launch themselves into battle against the Heylins]

Not too much pressure there...

[It then cuts to show Kimiko, Clay and Omi whose dots have begun to glow, running alongside each other and seconds later, Raimundo appears. As they edge closer, Raimundo then jumps into the air and prepares to launch a kick just as the screen goes black]

OKOmi, Kimiko, Raimundo, and Clay

HAAIIIYYA!

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