Wuya quotes from Xiaolin Showdown

Jack Spicer

I'm an artiste, I communicate with my feet.

If I had feet I'd communicate all over you.

Jack, fire the laser! Jack!

Jack

[He wakes up, screaming] Wuya! With you it's hard to tell if I'm coming out of a nightmare or going into one!

Just shut up and fire the laser.

[possessing Raimundo's body] I'm afraid you are too late.

Kimiko

Wuya?

In the Wu.

Kimiko

Wuya, I challenge you to a Xiaolin Showdown! The game is Meteor Shower. The first to reach the Moby Morpher wins!

And to make it interesting, my Ying Yo-Yo against your Yang Yo-Yo!

Chase Young

You never mention you have the Ying Yo-Yo.

Oh. Didn't I? Must've slipped my mind.

Omi

Kimiko, remember, if you enter the Ying-Yang World without both Wu, you will come out evil!

And if you enter evil, you come out good. We may need a score card for this one.

[in unison] LET'S GO! XIAOLIN SHOWDOWN!

Jack

Hey! You're not supposed to be here!

Omi

Well, what comes in circles goes the other way in circles. [Everyone stares at him]

Somebody translate! I'll be up all night.

Clay

I'm guessing "what goes around comes around.

Oh, please. That wasn't even close.

Raimundo

She's not your mom, she's a robot!

Omi

[shocked] A ROBOT?!

Jack

[gesturing to Wuya and Hannibal; cowering fearfully] Hey, they made me do it. [voiceover of flashback] They made build all other robots. Hannibal Bean then used the Moby Morpher to make my robots look like your relatives. If you had any. [back to the present] We figured if we could break up the dream team, we could take all your Wu.

And it would have worked, too. [points to Omi] If you hadn't shown up.

Omi

Let us just say that a little bird told me to.

[As he's being kidnapped] Hey! Who is that? Where am I? I need to use the bathroom.

[To Jack] What about the treasure chest?

What?! That's disgusting! [Pauses] You- you were talking to me?

Jack

[Doing a crossword puzzle] What's a four-letter word for idiot?

Jack.

Jack

Perfect!

I challenge you to a Xiaolin Showdown Trio!

Raimundo

Come on, let's take 'em!

Omi

No, we cannot dishonor his challenge.

Jack

Our Thorn of Thunderbolt and Silk Spitter against your Mantis Flip Coin and the Treasure of the Blind Swordsman.

The game is Emperor of the Train. Last man standing wins.

Let's go! Xiaolin Showdown!

Perhaps you I'd like to surrender now.

Jack

Perhaps you I'd like to keep your disses to yourself, four-eyes!

He's blind!

Jack

Even better! Time to double-team, Mr. No-eyes! Ha ha! Jack's on an evil rant now! Thorn of Thunderbolt!

Silk Spitter!

Mantis Flip Coin!

Jack, use your Shen Gong Wu!

Jack

Changing Chopsticks! [shrinks Wuya]

Not me you fool!

Jack

Changing Chopsticks! [shrinks himself]

[takes out the Rio Reverso] Rio--

Dojo, I challenge you to a Xiaolin Showdown.

Omi

But Dojo does not have any Wu!

[takes out the rulebook] It says right here, that a mystical dragon can be Wu-less in a showdown if he has no criminal record.

Well, huh, there was the, uh, the, uh… No convictions.

The game is Xiaolin Pinball. The first to reach one million points wins! Let's go. [in unison] Xiaolin Showdown!

[in unison] Xiaolin Showdown!

[looking into the mirror; thinking] Hmm. What evil beauty! Not bad for 1500 years old.

Chase

[thinking] She was so much less annoying as a disembodied floating head.

Jack

[thinking] Impenetrable bull bubble-bots. It's so simple! [laughs and pulls a lever, dropping an anvil on the bubble-bot and crushes his foot; painfully] OOF! I truly am the Evil Emperor of Darkness.

[thinking] Mm-mmm. There's nothing so comfy as warm bottom feathers.

Kimiko

Way too much info.

[showing up the Shen Gong Wu Scroll; panting] Kids, big news!

Raimundo

[also showing up along with Omi and Clay] Little green dude, you couldn't have run more than six steps.

Kimiko

[looks at her PDA] According to the Conch, Dojo's sensing a new Wu: Ants In The Pants.

Raimundo

What?! Give me that scroll! The Ants In The Pants Wu releases a colony of ants that will make your opponent scratch like a…

Clay

A hound dog with front row seats at a flea circus.

It's a blast at parties, but a pretty lame Wu in a battle, so if we don't get it, no biggie.

Kimiko

Looks like we got competition already on their way. [her PDA shows Jack Spicer and his Bubble-Bots trying to get to the Ants In The Pants Wu first]

Clay

Dojo, you think you can fly?

[rubbing his stomach; stuffed] Sorry, but I've spent too many cookies.

Kimiko

We gotta hurry. Silver Manta Ray!