Wuya quotes from Xiaolin Showdown

Don't make me bust you up, little man. [Omi makes his signature water move, making him run away, screaming]

WWuya

Wait! Where do you think you're going?! [goes after him] GET BACK HERE, YOU COWARD!

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[Jack Spicer is creating a Shen Gong Wu spreadsheet on his computer, knowing what Xiaolin and Heylin has]

WWuya

Let me guess…you're downloading more of your vapid hippity-hop music.

Jack Spicer

[imitates buzzer] I'm working up a Shen Gong Wu spreadsheet so we can know who has what. Check it. We have the Eye of Dashi, they have the Tongue of Saiping. We have the Third Arm Sash, they've got the Longi Kite. And those really cool Golden Tiger Claws… Omi sent them to the Earth's core, so nobody has them. How do I file that one?

WWuya

I don't need a scorekeeper! I need someone who will retrieve the Shen Gong Wu and waist time with- wait! I am sensing a new Shen Gong Wu! [gasps] It is the most important of them all. The Heart of Jong!

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This is bad. Very, very bad.

If I had hair, it would be standing on end.

If I had boots, I'd be quaking in them.

Clay

Wanna borrow mine?

No thanks. No feet.

[Wuya cackles evilly as she has been revived to her solid body]

Wuya?

WWuya

In the flesh.

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Hah! The joke's on you Wuya! You broke the Reversing Mirror. Seven years bad luck! In, your, face!

WWuya

Actually, since its the Reversing Mirror, its seven years good luck.

Ooh, hadn't thought of that. Crud.

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WWuya

Crush them.

[girly shriek] A retreat might be in order, here!

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WWuya

Delicious. My domination of the world is now...complete.

Uh, Wuya? You might wanna do head count. You're short one, Omi.

WWuya

Omi? [gasps, poof] Where's Omi?

Clay

Frankly, It's none of your business, Ma'am.

WWuya

Oh, as they say I have ways to making you talk.

He's trapped in a past!

What?

Yeah. He traveled back in time as some guy named Dashi for help!

WWuya

Omi's in a past?

Yes. And now he's trapped there!

And it was me who sent him back, Wuya! I was really on your side all the way! Stupid Omi walked right in to our trap! WOO-HOO! You can let me go now.

WWuya

Forget it, Jack. I'm not buying it.

Really? Even if I whimper? [whimpers]

Omi's really trapped in the past?

We'll never see him again, thanks to you!

And I hope you feel guilty about it.

Clay

Yeah, nice going, you two-faced fink.

I...I never wanted anything happen to you guys, I...I just wanted my due.

WWuya

And now you're got it, Raimundo. To the dungeon with them!

Wait, wait! Wuya. What if these guys. You know swear loyalty to you. Maybe they could sort a live the the palace? With me?

WWuya

If, they swear their loyalty.

C'mon, guys! You won't believe the stuff she's got video games, racecars, speed boats...

Sold! You can let me go now.

WWuya

The offer's not for you, Jack.

Buy, you really hold the grudge.

Guys, Wuya rules the whole world. So, c'mon, join the winning team already. What do you say?

What do we say? How about...DREAM ON!

Clay': I'd sooner kiss the backside of a mule.

[offscreen] Forget it!

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WWuya

You thought I'd stay out of that box forever, didn't you?

Yes, I did, Wuya. Well, another 1500 years would have been nice!

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WWuya

[Talking to Omi] Soon you will be my greatest ally!

I'll even write your own evil theme music! [dramatic music plays] Dun-dun-dun-dun-dun!

This is NOT right!

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Jack Wings of Tinabi! [screams as he flies out of control]

WWuya

Take off those wings!

HOW DO YOU CONTROL THESE THINGS?!

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[as the Xiaolin monks switch fears and fight while getting to the Crouching Cougar] Hey, no fair! [flips through the script] Where does it say they could switch?! I hate it when actors improvise!

WWuya

[hovers through the script] Will you just forget about them, and get the Shen Gong Wu?!

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WWuya

[enraged at Jack after the Xiaolin monks win the showdown] You and your directing! Nine! We lose nine Shen Gong Wu!

Cut! Cut! I said, cut!

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WWuya

What are you doing!?

Do you have to sneak up on me all the time?

WWuya

Would you prefer I did this?! [she flies through Jack's face]

Whatever you do, PLEASE? Don't do that.

WWuya

You're here looking for Chase Young.

Could it be that one certain disembodied floating headed is getting...jealous?

WWuya

Don't be ridiculous! [laughs] What's so special about Chase Young anyway?

He's only the world's most skill master of Tai Chi. You know that's how you get to be a best. Hanging with the best.

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[playing around with the Lunar Locket] Look at me! I'm the ruler of the moon. Watch! Look at it dance. Whoo-hoo! This is so awesome!

WWuya

Stop playing with the moon, Jack. It isn't a toy.

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[Jack has copied himself with the Ring of Nine Dragons]

OLOld-looking Jack

Foul!

JFJack and Fat Jack

I didn't touch you!

FJFat Jack

Did not... [they start fighting, old Jack also fights]

WWuya

Stop! The Ring of Nine Dragons is for creating evil, not for copying yourself for your own amusement, or picking your teeth! [While big headed Jack does so]

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Fearsome Four! I command you to… [thinks] laugh evilly! [they laugh] Now laugh evilly while… hopping on one leg! [they do so]

WWuya

Stop playing, Jack!

In a minute. Now, laugh evilly while… TAP DANCING! [the Fearsome Four dance and laugh as music plays in the background]