Clay quotes from Xiaolin Showdown

Jack

Hey! You're not supposed to be here!

Omi

Well, what comes in circles goes the other way in circles. [Everyone stares at him]

Somebody translate! I'll be up all night.

Clay

I'm guessing "what goes around comes around.

Oh, please. That wasn't even close.

You have summoned the spirit of the Blind Swordsman, loyal to whoever possesses the treasure chest.

Raimundo

So, how about showing us how to use our new weapons?

Open your mind and trust that your weapon will show you the way.

Omi

Shimo Staff! Ha! Oh ho! My weapon and I are most magnificent! [smooch]

Clay

Big Bang Meteorang, do your stuff! Ha! Huh? Whoo! Well, I'll be a 3-legged centipede!

Kimiko

Arrow Sparrow! [Boom] Burn, baby, burn!

Raimundo

Blade of the Nebula! Huh? Hah! Whoo! I got the power! Hoo! Hoo! I got the power!

Omi

Come, Dojo. We must rescue the blind old man at once!

Raimundo

This is all my fault for leaving it behind.

Clay

Oh, what no good hombre could have taken it?

Hmm. I have a pretty good idea.

With the Treasure of the Blind Swordsman mine, soon, the rest of the world will follow. Raah! [laughing evilly as its magic shines forth for him]

Raimundo

No, the old hag won't think small like that. She'll be thinkin'...

Clay

Yeah, anyway, Raimundo. Where I come from we have a sayin' follow the oil.

Clay

Dojo, you're practically one of them critters! Have any ideas?

[Indignantly] I BEG YOUR PARDON! That's like me saying you're practically a monkey. Just because she speaks with a British accent doesn't make her smart, like a dragon! We fly, breathe fire and chew with our mouths closed!

Omi

This cannot be happening...Our Bobo is turning to the darkside. Again!

Raimundo

The name is Raimundo. Not Bobo!

Clay

Raimundo, what in the Sam Hill are ya doin?

Kimiko

We're your friends.

Raimundo

I got all the friends I need right here.

Alright, I'll give it he's handsome. But Chucky Choo, it's more slippering...

Clay

Uh...Baby oinker in a pig-catching contest?

Yeah! When you shake his hand you better come your fingers. I'm pretty sure how you're lost my feet. [struggling]

Kimiko

There must be some mistake!

No. No, there is...no mistake. Dojo's right in all accounts.

Liar! Don't listen to him! Because he...[exclaims] go on.

It's true. I was once a bad dragon. Who did bad things. But the worst thing I ever did, was the lose of friendship of mind closes friend. I changed since then. And I hope one day. I'll be lucky enough earn that friendship. What do you say, Dojo?

[looking into the mirror; thinking] Hmm. What evil beauty! Not bad for 1500 years old.

Chase

[thinking] She was so much less annoying as a disembodied floating head.

Jack

[thinking] Impenetrable bull bubble-bots. It's so simple! [laughs and pulls a lever, dropping an anvil on the bubble-bot and crushes his foot; painfully] OOF! I truly am the Evil Emperor of Darkness.

[thinking] Mm-mmm. There's nothing so comfy as warm bottom feathers.

Kimiko

Way too much info.

[showing up the Shen Gong Wu Scroll; panting] Kids, big news!

Raimundo

[also showing up along with Omi and Clay] Little green dude, you couldn't have run more than six steps.

Kimiko

[looks at her PDA] According to the Conch, Dojo's sensing a new Wu: Ants In The Pants.

Raimundo

What?! Give me that scroll! The Ants In The Pants Wu releases a colony of ants that will make your opponent scratch like a…

Clay

A hound dog with front row seats at a flea circus.

It's a blast at parties, but a pretty lame Wu in a battle, so if we don't get it, no biggie.

Kimiko

Looks like we got competition already on their way. [her PDA shows Jack Spicer and his Bubble-Bots trying to get to the Ants In The Pants Wu first]

Clay

Dojo, you think you can fly?

[rubbing his stomach; stuffed] Sorry, but I've spent too many cookies.

Kimiko

We gotta hurry. Silver Manta Ray!

Omi

[imitating Wuya] Do not underestimate Jack Spicer. Those bubble-bots are genius.

Clay

[imitating Chase] Spicer has taken his martial arts skills to a new level.

Raimundo

[offscreen as Dojo intervenes] Dojo, get out of the shot!

Kimiko

[imitating Hannibal] He is truly evil incarnate.

Jack Spicer

Yes! It is time to make my move. Dark Prince Jack-o is back on top-o!

The Cannon Blaster acts like a cannon…that blasts. Uh… Anyway, the holder can literally turn into a human cannonball.

Omi

Ooh! I've always wanted to turn into a human cannonball!

Raimundo

Hey, you're already halfway there.

Old Raimundo

Guys, this is a test we've been waiting for. I'd say we breaking in the palace, and take back of Sands of Time.

Old Clay

Oh, we're not exactly the lame mean rotten machine we'll will once more.

Old Raimundo

First, you were never lean. And second, we're still Xiaolin warriors. We fought together once, and we can do it again. It's up to us now. The Shroud of Shadows!

Raimundo

I'd much rather fight evil than mud-wrestle some pig.

Clay

Woah there, partner. This is not "some pig". All pigs are special in their own way.

Kimiko

And what makes you so sure?

Clay

That may be but it don't mean diddly, if we can't bust our way out of here.

Raimundo

We can escape! If I drink the Lao Mang Lone Soup.

Kimiko

No, you can't! It'll turn you evil!

Raimundo

But it'll give you guys enough time to escape.

As I told you, a leader would rise from the quest, and now... one has.

Kimiko

Way to go, Rai! [Jumps into his arms and kisses him on the cheek]

Clay

You did it, partner!

Raimundo

[He has look of amazement, Kimiko jumps into his arms and kisses him on the cheek] I-I don't know what to say. Except I never thought it would be me...[Kimiko and Clay give him a look]...Well maybe a little.

[to chosen ones, especially Raimundo who's busy removing his bandages before taking a second to survey their enemies] Now that you have risen to Shoku Warrior, your job has only begun. The survival of the world depends on you.

Not too much pressure there...

HAAIIIYYA!