Jack Spicer quotes from Xiaolin Showdown

Jack, use your Shen Gong Wu!

Jack

Changing Chopsticks! [shrinks Wuya]

Not me you fool!

Jack

Changing Chopsticks! [shrinks himself]

[takes out the Rio Reverso] Rio--

Kimiko

Jack Spicer, you’re like so not getting this Wu!

Jack

"Jack Spicer, you’re so like not getting this Wu!" Wrong! Meet my new Fishbots.

Jack Spicer

That's brilliant! Why didn't I think of that?

My guess, an extra chromosome.

[looking into the mirror; thinking] Hmm. What evil beauty! Not bad for 1500 years old.

Chase

[thinking] She was so much less annoying as a disembodied floating head.

Jack

[thinking] Impenetrable bull bubble-bots. It's so simple! [laughs and pulls a lever, dropping an anvil on the bubble-bot and crushes his foot; painfully] OOF! I truly am the Evil Emperor of Darkness.

[thinking] Mm-mmm. There's nothing so comfy as warm bottom feathers.

Kimiko

Way too much info.

[showing up the Shen Gong Wu Scroll; panting] Kids, big news!

Raimundo

[also showing up along with Omi and Clay] Little green dude, you couldn't have run more than six steps.

Kimiko

[looks at her PDA] According to the Conch, Dojo's sensing a new Wu: Ants In The Pants.

Raimundo

What?! Give me that scroll! The Ants In The Pants Wu releases a colony of ants that will make your opponent scratch like a…

Clay

A hound dog with front row seats at a flea circus.

It's a blast at parties, but a pretty lame Wu in a battle, so if we don't get it, no biggie.

Kimiko

Looks like we got competition already on their way. [her PDA shows Jack Spicer and his Bubble-Bots trying to get to the Ants In The Pants Wu first]

Clay

Dojo, you think you can fly?

[rubbing his stomach; stuffed] Sorry, but I've spent too many cookies.

Kimiko

We gotta hurry. Silver Manta Ray!

Omi

[imitating Wuya] Do not underestimate Jack Spicer. Those bubble-bots are genius.

Clay

[imitating Chase] Spicer has taken his martial arts skills to a new level.

Raimundo

[offscreen as Dojo intervenes] Dojo, get out of the shot!

Kimiko

[imitating Hannibal] He is truly evil incarnate.

Jack Spicer

Yes! It is time to make my move. Dark Prince Jack-o is back on top-o!

The Cannon Blaster acts like a cannon…that blasts. Uh… Anyway, the holder can literally turn into a human cannonball.

Omi

Ooh! I've always wanted to turn into a human cannonball!

Raimundo

Hey, you're already halfway there.

I have TENS all around!

Omi

I suppose beating Jack in the most colorful manner is the tie-breaker!

Jack

No, no! You can't! WHAT KIND OF PEOPLE ARE YOU?! [screaming as they attacking on him]

I hope you have learned well from your quest.

Raimundo

I'm not quite sure what just happened. But I'll know, I'll never forget it.

Omi

What happened? Really happened?

Jack Spicer

[screams when he appeared behind Clay while Raimundo and Kimiko turn their heads] I wanna go home! [screams as he starts to run out of the temple while he freaks out]