Two-Headed Dojo quotes from Xiaolin Showdown

Kimiko

Come on! Work it like you own it.

Raimundo

I think I'm gonna [yawns] just freestyle.

Oooh, I got it! Trouble with a stuffed animal. Those things can get so surly.

Uh, Dojo, this is Frenchy Foo. Just an old friend passing through.

[gasps] Another dragon!?

Dojo, it isn't like that.

Hey, guys? I just checked the fridge. We're out of ice cream.

Omi

Dojo, there is someone I'd like you to meet.

Kimiko

Wait, you know each other?

[lividly] You no good, yo-yo thief! [starts attacking Chucky Choo in fury]

Omi

I guess...will be yes.

Alright, I'll give it he's handsome. But Chucky Choo, it's more slippering...

Clay

Uh...Baby oinker in a pig-catching contest?

Yeah! When you shake his hand you better come your fingers. I'm pretty sure how you're lost my feet. [struggling]

Kimiko

There must be some mistake!

No. No, there is...no mistake. Dojo's right in all accounts.

Liar! Don't listen to him! Because he...[exclaims] go on.

It's true. I was once a bad dragon. Who did bad things. But the worst thing I ever did, was the lose of friendship of mind closes friend. I changed since then. And I hope one day. I'll be lucky enough earn that friendship. What do you say, Dojo?

Dojo, I challenge you to a Xiaolin Showdown.

Omi

But Dojo does not have any Wu!

[takes out the rulebook] It says right here, that a mystical dragon can be Wu-less in a showdown if he has no criminal record.

Well, huh, there was the, uh, the, uh… No convictions.

The game is Xiaolin Pinball. The first to reach one million points wins! Let's go. [in unison] Xiaolin Showdown!

[in unison] Xiaolin Showdown!

The Denshi Bunny Wu is more impressive than its name suggests.

Raimundo

So, it doesn't make you a bunny?

No. That would be just plain, silly. Whoever possesses the bunny, can turn into electricity and zap his foes.

[looking into the mirror; thinking] Hmm. What evil beauty! Not bad for 1500 years old.

Chase

[thinking] She was so much less annoying as a disembodied floating head.

Jack

[thinking] Impenetrable bull bubble-bots. It's so simple! [laughs and pulls a lever, dropping an anvil on the bubble-bot and crushes his foot; painfully] OOF! I truly am the Evil Emperor of Darkness.

[thinking] Mm-mmm. There's nothing so comfy as warm bottom feathers.

Kimiko

Way too much info.

[showing up the Shen Gong Wu Scroll; panting] Kids, big news!

Raimundo

[also showing up along with Omi and Clay] Little green dude, you couldn't have run more than six steps.

Kimiko

[looks at her PDA] According to the Conch, Dojo's sensing a new Wu: Ants In The Pants.

Raimundo

What?! Give me that scroll! The Ants In The Pants Wu releases a colony of ants that will make your opponent scratch like a…

Clay

A hound dog with front row seats at a flea circus.

It's a blast at parties, but a pretty lame Wu in a battle, so if we don't get it, no biggie.

Kimiko

Looks like we got competition already on their way. [her PDA shows Jack Spicer and his Bubble-Bots trying to get to the Ants In The Pants Wu first]

Clay

Dojo, you think you can fly?

[rubbing his stomach; stuffed] Sorry, but I've spent too many cookies.

Kimiko

We gotta hurry. Silver Manta Ray!

Omi

[imitating Wuya] Do not underestimate Jack Spicer. Those bubble-bots are genius.

Clay

[imitating Chase] Spicer has taken his martial arts skills to a new level.

Raimundo

[offscreen as Dojo intervenes] Dojo, get out of the shot!

Kimiko

[imitating Hannibal] He is truly evil incarnate.

Jack Spicer

Yes! It is time to make my move. Dark Prince Jack-o is back on top-o!

The Cannon Blaster acts like a cannon…that blasts. Uh… Anyway, the holder can literally turn into a human cannonball.

Omi

Ooh! I've always wanted to turn into a human cannonball!

Raimundo

Hey, you're already halfway there.

The Mikado Arm Shen Gong Wu is a lesser known Wu that gives (you) great upper body strength.

Omi

I do not need an upper body strength, but I know someone who does.

Kimiko

[angrily gets into Omi's ear] AND WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?! [threateningly] Think carefully before you answer.

Omi

I was speaking of Jack Spicer.

I have TENS all around!

Omi

I suppose beating Jack in the most colorful manner is the tie-breaker!

Jack

No, no! You can't! WHAT KIND OF PEOPLE ARE YOU?! [screaming as they attacking on him]

Old Raimundo

Omi! Use the Sands of Time! Make sure it never happens. Go!

Sands of Time!

Omi

[sobs] No.

Dojo, you look different. Kinda...chunky

Hey! That's muscle!

Omi

Dojo, you're saved!

Oh, sweet prince. My hero!

As I told you, a leader would rise from the quest, and now... one has.

Kimiko

Way to go, Rai! [Jumps into his arms and kisses him on the cheek]

Clay

You did it, partner!

Raimundo

[He has look of amazement, Kimiko jumps into his arms and kisses him on the cheek] I-I don't know what to say. Except I never thought it would be me...[Kimiko and Clay give him a look]...Well maybe a little.

[to chosen ones, especially Raimundo who's busy removing his bandages before taking a second to survey their enemies] Now that you have risen to Shoku Warrior, your job has only begun. The survival of the world depends on you.

Not too much pressure there...

HAAIIIYYA!