Two-Headed Dojo quotes from Xiaolin Showdown

[to Omi as Two-Headed Dojo is about to eat him] Remember, Omi… The future of the world is in your hands.

Omi

NOOOO!!!!!!! [enraged at Two-Headed Dojo] You have eaten Master Fung! Now you have gone too far!

[mockingly] Ooh, I'm so scared! That's a good one! [laughs teasingly as Omi steams up in irritation]

[Drowsily] You kids need your rest. How about we get a fresh start tomorrow? And fly around, aimlessly...looking for the Shen Gong...[sleepily]..Wu. [snoring]

Kimiko

Dojo! Don't nod off on us now! [Wakes Dojo up]

[Disoriented] J-Just 5 more minutes, mommy! I don't wanna go to school!

Omi

This is most inconvenient. We are losing valuable time on this slow jet plane! Lazy lizard!

I heard that!

Omi

[thinking] Ugh! Enough out of you.

Kimiko

[thinking] Oh, shut up!

Raimundo

[thinking] Stupid dragon.

Clay

[thinking] Put a dadgarn sock in it.

[annoyed] Hey! I heard that!

Sorry, Dojo.

Chase Young

It will be up to you, Dojo. Your stay here can be a pleasant or an unpleasant experience.

[Quickly] I choose pleasant, how about pleasant, pleasant would be nice.

Chase Young

I thought you might.

You know, I can still fit into the same swimming trunks I wore 1500 years ago!

Kimiko

[giggles] You mean your old toga?

Omi

Dojo, are you alright?

[Annoyed] I'm sitting in a pot of soup, what do you think?!

For centuries, a mischievous spirit, Sibini, was trapped inside the Mosaic Scale. When the scale was broken, that spirit was freed and took over Clay's body.

Kimiko

Oh, it's all my fault. I broke the scale and hid it in Clay's room. I never knew it would turn him evil. [puts her head in her hands in disgrace, realizing she did make a mistake]

[comforting her] Making a mistake is not a sign of weakness, Kimiko. It is not being able to admit it that is the true mistake.

Raimundo

What does this Sibini want?

The Monarch Wings.

It is the sister Shen Gong Wu of unimaginable strength. It will reveal itself within a short time of the other. When the two join, their powers will become far greater than the two individually. If Sibini gets the Monarch Wings, he will no longer need a host. He will become invincible.

Omi

Then we must stop him at once!

Be cautious. The longer the Sibini spirit inhabits Clay, the stronger he becomes.

Kimiko

I can't believe how badly we messed up.

Raimundo

Now that Spicer is in control of the Fearsome Four there's no stopping him.

Clay

Yeah. It's not everyday a fella is responsible for the end of the world.

Omi

No! Stop! When Mala Mala first came together I could've called for your help. It is my fault. But I...ah choose to do it alone. I may have forgotten to mention that before.

Raimundo

It dosen't matter now...woah!

Working together is more than just fighting together. It is knowing how to use each other's strengths wisely.

Raimundo

Hey, could somebody please translate.

Clay

Well, I reckon Master Fung is speaking of our elements.

Kimiko

In other words, we should focus on what we do best.

Cheer up, kiddo. You'll get another chance to save the world.

Raimundo

Dojo, dude, how come you didn't just fly?

[With Clay's pants on head] Good idea. Just a little late.

Jack

I ask for knife-throwing lessons, mom sends me figure-skating. "You never know when it'll come in handy!" Now I feel kinda a bad for making a robot out of her juicer.

That Spicer kid sure has nice form.

Clay

Whoo! Look there, a triple Salchow! [The others stare at him] What? Cowboys can't like figure-skating?

Raimundo

Come on, Omi. Just because you're built like a hockey puck doesn't mean you have to skate like one!

Kimiko

Poor Rai. We've got to find him. Just so I can give him a piece of my mind!

We must not be too hard on Raimundo. It is the Shen Gong Wu that is controlling him.

Omi

Yes, but if he had not used the Golden Tiger Claws in the first place, we would not be down the lake with no paddles!

Hey, kids! Special news bulletin! I did a little recon over Brazil and it turns out there WAS a lava flow. If it wasn't for a certain hero we all know, one village would be toast!

Kimiko

So, Raimundo was telling the truth? That's a first.

Omi

Remember, "Ugly is one skin deep". Dojo is a hideous, fire-breathing dragon, but we look past that!

Ouch. Innocent dragon caught in the diss fest.

[takes the Tongue of Saiping from Omi] Perhaps I should hold on to this, young monk, until you learn to get along with animals quietly.

[appearing with the Shen Gong Wu Scroll] Drop what you're doing, boys and girls! We've got ourselves a magnitude 8.0 Shen Gong Wu alert.

The Fountain of Hui has just revealed itself. When activated, it provides unlimited knowledge.

Kimiko

Sounds like a pretty handy Wu if you're doing a crossword puzzle.

I'm afraid by itself, it can only provide random information. But, when combined with its sister Shen Gong Wu, the Eagle Scope, the two can be used to unlock the greatest secrets of the universe.

Omi

You mean like why baboons have such colorful buttocks?

Yes, and even greater secrets.

Raimundo

I bet he writes those on the palm of his hand. [Kimiko snickers]

No Raimundo, I write them inside my eyelids. That is why I blink often. [Blinks rapidly]

[Pops out of Raimundo's shirt] B-U-S-T-E-D. Ooooohhhh! [Shudders]