[Wuya and Kimiko touch the Moby Morpher at the same time in a volcano]
KimikoWuya, I challenge you to a Xiaolin Showdown! The game is Meteor Shower. The first to reach the Moby Morpher wins!
And to make it interesting, my Ying Yo-Yo against your Yang Yo-Yo!
You never mention you have the Ying Yo-Yo.
Oh. Didn't I? Must've slipped my mind.
Kimiko, remember, if you enter the Ying-Yang World without both Wu, you will come out evil!
And if you enter evil, you come out good. We may need a score card for this one.
KWKimko & Wuya
[in unison] LET'S GO! XIAOLIN SHOWDOWN!
So it appears that it was not Jack who acted so stupid as to free Hannibal Bean, it was [realizing] ME?!
HAHannibal [as Jack]
You got it sweet pea. Moby Morpher! [turns back into his real form]
Enough chat chit! Today, victory is mine, Hannibal Bean!
Kimiko
This hardly seems like a fair fight.
True. Perhaps I should fight with my eyes closed.
[It then cuts to Kimiko and Omi who look very ticked-off]
BSBlind Swordsman
You have summoned the spirit of the Blind Swordsman, loyal to whoever possesses the treasure chest.
So, how about showing us how to use our new weapons?
BSBlind Swordsman
Open your mind and trust that your weapon will show you the way.
Shimo Staff! Ha! Oh ho! My weapon and I are most magnificent! [smooch]
Big Bang Meteorang, do your stuff! Ha! Huh? Whoo! Well, I'll be a 3-legged centipede!
Kimiko
Arrow Sparrow! [Boom] Burn, baby, burn!
Blade of the Nebula! Huh? Hah! Whoo! I got the power! Hoo! Hoo! I got the power!
Come, Dojo. We must rescue the blind old man at once!
Way to kick butt! Especially when you can't see butt.
I do not understand. How can someone without sight fight so well?
[Sighs] Again with the questions. It is quite simple. I use my mind to see rather than my eyes. [loudly] DIDN'T YOU HEAR ME BEFORE?! That is the secret to the treasure chest. The answers to all your questions lie inside. You just have to look.
The treasure chest! We left it back on the trail!
Kimiko
Uh, you left it back on the trail!
Now, if you'll excuse me, I really must find the bathroom.
Kimiko
Arrow Sparrow! [T-Rex merely eats it and fires it back at her as she protect herself, Omi, Raimundo, Clay and Dojo; in distance] WUDAI FIRE SHIELD! [As the fire hits leaks in the oil tank, causing an explosion; The fallen Ruby of Ramses and Rio Reverso drop to two separate places, and the T-Rex runs towards the Rio Reverso] If we don't do something, we would wind up the ones extinct.
I got us into this but this time I got a plan. [slip and slides on the oil, swipes the Ruby of Ramses and he and the T-Rex touch the Rio Reverso together] T-Rex, I challenge you to a Xiaolin Showdown! My Ruby of Ramses against your Changing Chopsticks.
TRT-Rex
Jolly good. The game is Jurassic Chess.
RTRaimundo & T-Rex
[in unison] Let's go! Xiaolin Showdown!
Hey, guys? I just checked the fridge. We're out of ice cream.
Dojo, there is someone I'd like you to meet.
Kimiko
Wait, you know each other?
[lividly] You no good, yo-yo thief! [starts attacking Chucky Choo in fury]
Alright, I'll give it he's handsome. But Chucky Choo, it's more slippering...
Uh...Baby oinker in a pig-catching contest?
Yeah! When you shake his hand you better come your fingers. I'm pretty sure how you're lost my feet. [struggling]
Kimiko
There must be some mistake!
CCChucky Choo
No. No, there is...no mistake. Dojo's right in all accounts.
Liar! Don't listen to him! Because he...[exclaims] go on.
CCChucky Choo
It's true. I was once a bad dragon. Who did bad things. But the worst thing I ever did, was the lose of friendship of mind closes friend. I changed since then. And I hope one day. I'll be lucky enough earn that friendship. What do you say, Dojo?
[Kimiko uses the Mind Reader Conch and the Eye of Dashi into her PDA to listen to the thoughts of Wuya, Chase, Jack, and Hannibal]
[looking into the mirror; thinking] Hmm. What evil beauty! Not bad for 1500 years old.
[thinking] She was so much less annoying as a disembodied floating head.
[thinking] Impenetrable bull bubble-bots. It's so simple! [laughs and pulls a lever, dropping an anvil on the bubble-bot and crushes his foot; painfully] OOF! I truly am the Evil Emperor of Darkness.
[thinking] Mm-mmm. There's nothing so comfy as warm bottom feathers.
Kimiko
Way too much info.
[showing up the Shen Gong Wu Scroll; panting] Kids, big news!
[also showing up along with Omi and Clay] Little green dude, you couldn't have run more than six steps.
Kimiko
[looks at her PDA] According to the Conch, Dojo's sensing a new Wu: Ants In The Pants.
What?! Give me that scroll! The Ants In The Pants Wu releases a colony of ants that will make your opponent scratch like a…
A hound dog with front row seats at a flea circus.
It's a blast at parties, but a pretty lame Wu in a battle, so if we don't get it, no biggie.
Kimiko
Looks like we got competition already on their way. [her PDA shows Jack Spicer and his Bubble-Bots trying to get to the Ants In The Pants Wu first]
Dojo, you think you can fly?
[rubbing his stomach; stuffed] Sorry, but I've spent too many cookies.
Kimiko
We gotta hurry. Silver Manta Ray!
[The Xiaolin monks are watching a footage of Wuya and Hannibal attacking Chase and getting back some of their Shen Gong Wu when Hannibal found out about his weaknesses]
Kimiko
Hannibal must have hacked into my system. That's how he found out about Chase's weakness.
Hannibal alone is potent threat. But together with Wuya, their evil forces could mean the end of the world.
Where have I heard the before? Oh, yeah! "PREVIOUSLY ON XIAOLIN SHOWDOWN"!
[Master Fung and the Xiaolin monks all give a thumbs-up]
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