Kimiko quotes from Xiaolin Showdown

Now that Spicer is in control of the Fearsome Four there's no stopping him.

Yeah. It's not everyday a fella is responsible for the end of the world.

No! Stop! When Mala Mala first came together I could've called for your help. It is my fault. But I...ah choose to do it alone. I may have forgotten to mention that before.

It dosen't matter now...woah!

[Omi, Raimundo, Kimiko, and Clay fall off the ball and hit the ground]

Working together is more than just fighting together. It is knowing how to use each other's strengths wisely.

Hey, could somebody please translate.

Well, I reckon Master Fung is speaking of our elements.

Kimiko

In other words, we should focus on what we do best.

Cheer up, kiddo. You'll get another chance to save the world.

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[after setting Raimundo on fire] I'm sorry, Rai, I couldn't help it. I smell my favourite meal and I-

Kimiko

EVERY meal is your favourite meal, Clay!

I can't believe your first loyalty is to a pork chop!

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[The group are tied to the ceiling upside down]

JJessie

Well it looks like our uninvited guests have decided on an extended stay in the HOSPITALITY suite.

Why, thank you! That sounds most inviting! Where do we go?

Omi, we're already in the hospitality suite.

Oh. I see. Perhaps I am misunderstanding the meaning of hospitality.

Kimiko

Or the meaning of sarcasm.

Oh, darn this sarcasm! It always seems to grab my goat!

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How did she know about the vault?

Um, I may have mentioned it to her, but she said she never saw one before. But wasn't a monk there guarding it?

Kimiko

She, uh, kind of got me to convince one of the boys to hand scrub all the bathrooms.

She had me fill the Armadillo with sea-water. I figured it was just a rebel prank.

Now it all makes sense! Dyris wanted to know what Shen Gong Wu would have the power to create giant volcanoes to melt the polar ice caps and flood the world. [Kimiko, Raimundo, Clay, Dojo, and Klowfange glares at him] I assumed it was idol chat-chit.

KKlofange

Hmm...you sure you lot are the good guys?

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Kimiko

Did you get the Black Beetle?

Does it look like I got the Black Beetle?!

No, it looks like you lost the Gills of Hamachi.

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Kimiko

Omi, look! Over there. It's the Tohomiko Electronics skyscraper!

Tohomiko? That sounds most familiar to my ears.

Kimiko

Hello? That's my last name.

Oh? I never thought of you with a last name.

Kimiko

And that's my Papa's building.

[In amazement] Your daddy is Toshiro Tohomiko, the video game tycoon?!

Kimiko

Yeah, I can't wait to introduce you all to him. He's super cool!

And super rich! [His eyes turn into dollar symbols. To Kimiko] Did I ever tell you that you are my favorite monk?

[gigantic sad face] I thought I was your favorite...

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Kimiko

Poor Rai. We've got to find him. Just so I can give him a piece of my mind!

We must not be too hard on Raimundo. It is the Shen Gong Wu that is controlling him.

Yes, but if he had not used the Golden Tiger Claws in the first place, we would not be down the lake with no paddles!

Hey, kids! Special news bulletin! I did a little recon over Brazil and it turns out there WAS a lava flow. If it wasn't for a certain hero we all know, one village would be toast!

Kimiko

So, Raimundo was telling the truth? That's a first.

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WWuya

[possessing Raimundo's body] I'm afraid you are too late.

Kimiko

Wuya?

WWuya

In the Wu.

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[takes the Tongue of Saiping from Omi] Perhaps I should hold on to this, young monk, until you learn to get along with animals quietly.

[appearing with the Shen Gong Wu Scroll] Drop what you're doing, boys and girls! We've got ourselves a magnitude 8.0 Shen Gong Wu alert.

The Fountain of Hui has just revealed itself. When activated, it provides unlimited knowledge.

Kimiko

Sounds like a pretty handy Wu if you're doing a crossword puzzle.

I'm afraid by itself, it can only provide random information. But, when combined with its sister Shen Gong Wu, the Eagle Scope, the two can be used to unlock the greatest secrets of the universe.

You mean like why baboons have such colorful buttocks?

Yes, and even greater secrets.

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Kimiko

It's Spicer, he took the seed!

And the hotdogs! Come back here with them doggies you no good, low down snake, you yellow bellied, dirty little side winder. I'm gonna get you!

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Boys and girls, let me tell you a story about these two dragon buddies. Always seen together, like peas and carrots.

Is this story gonna be long or short?

It'll take as long as it takes!

CKClay and Kimiko

Long story.

One day, they have this spot. Angry wicked words were exchanged. Words? That could never taking back. And when it was old...these two friends...would never...speak..again. [sobs] It's funny. But I know even remember what the fight was about. [pause] Oh, wait. Now I remember. Chuck wanted to borrow my yo-yo. My favorite yo-yo. The treasure family yo-yo! I politely told Chuck know. But didn't live it that. NO! He snacked to my room and too many away! And then...he lost it. LOST IT! Well, they played dumb. Never set a word. Until one night I caught a talking asleep! The only time that scoundrel couldn't tell them truth! And he's gone. GOOD RIDDANCE TO YO-YO THIEF! [spits on Clay's dinner]

Dojo, why'd you spittin' my food?

Oh. Sorry.

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Hurry, everyone! Take my hand!

Jack

I have a better idea! I'll take the Golden Tiger Claws!

Kimiko

Jack, you jerk!

Jack

Too late, Xiaolin has-been!

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I tell you. You should a seen me in action. Those spiders will think twice before messing with this dragon, again! Bada bing. [chuckles] AAAAHHHHHH!

[Laughs] Dojo, you should a seen yourself!

Kimiko

Rai, that wasn't very nice.

[scoffs] How can anyone be so afraid of a spider?

[A spider sits on Raimundo's shoulder. Raimundo screams, and hides behind baskets. Kimiko & Dojo laugh]

What a pansy!

Tongue of Saiping! Thank you for your assistance, my small friend. [he gives a high-five on a spider]

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Kimiko

I was hoping we'd all rise together.

[Looking sad] Aw, me too. [Then looking happy] That is why I will work extra hard teaching you until that day comes when you too are ready to become Wudai Warriors.

Whoa, partner, and what makes you so sure YOU'RE the chosen one?

[Laughing] Is it not obvious? Who else is it going to be? Raimundo?

[Raimundo's head turns red and inflates while his hair starts to burn. Clay removes his hat, revealing a glass of water and he pours it on Raimundo's head. Raimundo gives Clay a thumbs-up.]

I am sorry. I was not laughing at you but with you.

I'm not laughing.

Kimiko

Here's a wild thought. Maybe it's me.

But you are a girl. [The others gasp] AAAAH!

[Chaos ensues, ending with Omi beaten up on the floor]