Kimiko quotes from Xiaolin Showdown

Cyclops is still unstoppable. And now because of me, we have lost two Shen Gong Wu.

Don't be so down on yourself, Omi. I'm the one who blew the showdown.

Yes, but only because I was not there to fight your battle. It is I to blame for your most humiliating defeat.

Uh-huh. Excuse me while I crawl under a rock.

Since you clearly cannot get along without me, I will return to regular size. Changing Chopsticks! [shrinks down and finds he's a little shorter than his friends] Hmm. I do not remember my fellow warriors being quite so big.

Yeah. Maybe you ought to give that bronco another ride.

Changing Chopsticks! [shrinks a little bit] Changing Chopsticks! [shrinks a little more] Changing Chopsticks!

Kimiko

[kneels down] Maybe you should stop while there's something left.

You know, you used the Reversing Mirror and the Changing Chopsticks to get into this. I'll bet you need 'em both to get out.

[sighs] I'm afraid 'cause of me, we're shy one Reversing Mirror.

I have much thinking to do. Can you carry me to the temple? If I walk, I fear it will take many months.

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Maybe we should just take the Shen Gong Wu and leave.

It will not matter where or how far we travel… Dojo will find us.

As always, Master Fung is most wise. An honorable warrior would stay and… [Two-Headed Dojo flies over the Shen Gong Wu vault] Fight?

Kimiko

He does know how to make an entrance.

THTwo-Headed Dojo

I got me a powerful craving for some Shen Gong Wu. One stomach and two mouths to feed!

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[Drowsily] You kids need your rest. How about we get a fresh start tomorrow? And fly around, aimlessly...looking for the Shen Gong...[sleepily]..Wu. [snoring]

Kimiko

Dojo! Don't nod off on us now! [Wakes Dojo up]

[Disoriented] J-Just 5 more minutes, mommy! I don't wanna go to school!

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[Dojo puts the Mind Reader Conch up to his ear and hears the Xiaolin monks' thoughts]

[thinking] Ugh! Enough out of you.

Kimiko

[thinking] Oh, shut up!

[thinking] Stupid dragon.

[thinking] Put a dadgarn sock in it.

[annoyed] Hey! I heard that!

MMonks

Sorry, Dojo.

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[Kimiko uses the Mind Reader Conch to hear Clay's thoughts]

[thinking] I can't believe the way Kimiko threw a hissy fit today. She gets angrier than a cat in a hot tub of water.

Kimiko

[outraged] Angry? Me? I am not angry. I'M THE LEAST ANGRIEST PERSON I KNOW!!!

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Jack

When hunting the elusive Wu, you have to move as quiet as a cat. [accidentally stubs his toe] OOOOWWWWWWWWW, OOOOHHH THAT HURT! [screams loudly, then covers up mouth]

Kimiko

[sleeping] Yawn.

Jack

[creeps up next to her; quietly] Shadow of Fear! [enters Kimiko's dream, causing her to start having a nightmare]

Kimiko

[grunting in her sleep] No, NO!

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Looks like my young monks had trouble sleeping last night.

Actually, I had a pretty gross dream. Jack Spicer was in it.

Me too! Did he do his evil laugh?

Kimiko

Yeah, and it was so annoying.

Now that Jack has the Shadow of Fear, it's very possible that he has been visiting your dreams.

Kimiko

Talk about wanting to wash my brain out.

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Everybody ready to go kick some Jack Spicer's butt?

Does it bull like that snort?

Kimiko

Yeah, I couldn't have put it better myself.

Uhh...I have some scroll to study right now.

What?

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You know, I can still fit into the same swimming trunks I wore 1500 years ago!

Kimiko

[giggles] You mean your old toga?

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Most disturbing. They have taken the Mosaic Scale. It is most unpredictable Shen Gong Wu that can be used to create mischief.

Kimiko

They didn't take it. I did. [sadly holds up the broken scale]

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For centuries, a mischievous spirit, Sibini, was trapped inside the Mosaic Scale. When the scale was broken, that spirit was freed and took over Clay's body.

Kimiko

Oh, it's all my fault. I broke the scale and hid it in Clay's room. I never knew it would turn him evil. [puts her head in her hands in disgrace, realizing she did make a mistake]

[comforting her] Making a mistake is not a sign of weakness, Kimiko. It is not being able to admit it that is the true mistake.

What does this Sibini want?

The Monarch Wings.

It is the sister Shen Gong Wu of unimaginable strength. It will reveal itself within a short time of the other. When the two join, their powers will become far greater than the two individually. If Sibini gets the Monarch Wings, he will no longer need a host. He will become invincible.

Then we must stop him at once!

Be cautious. The longer the Sibini spirit inhabits Clay, the stronger he becomes.

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I can't believe something that small could put up such a big fight!

[grabbing Raimundo's shirt] What! I am not that small!

Kimiko

I think he was talking about Sibini.

Oh, yes! He is very small.

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Kimiko

Sibini is going after the Monarch Wings!

Jack

The Monarch Wings are mine! [grabs them with his teeth, until Sibini jumps onto his face, screams in terror like a girl, and flees]

[Kimiko and Sibini touch the Monarch Wings at the same time]

Kimiko

Sibini, I challenge you to a Xiaolin Showdown! I wager the Eye of Dashi against the Tangle Web Comb.

[Sibini pants, meaning that he accepts her challenge]

Does that mean he accepts?

I think so.

Kimiko

The contest is First to grab the Monarch Wings and make it outside the Ring of Geysers wins. Let's go!

KSKimiko & Sibini

XIAOLIN SHOWDOWN!

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Jake Spicer. Maybe we can warmed up by having a good ol' fashion butt kicking contest!

Jack Spicer

[nervously smiled] Hey,..guys, I..I know what you're thinking.

Kimiko

You couldn't possibly! Are you being screaming of little girl of screaming of yours!

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Kimiko

Omi, what happened?

I am afraid, uh… Mala Mala Jong has come to life.

I can't believe we got here too late.

Oh, man, I feel more embarrassed than a mule at the Kentucky Derby.

[Back at the Xiaolin Temple...]

According to the scroll, the rise of Mala Mala Jong will allow a new Shen Gong Wu to be revealed. It is called the Emperor Scorpion. Whoever possesses it will have control over all Shen Gong Wu. If we can find it, we can use it to break Mala Mala Jong apart before it turns into the Fearsome Four.

Excellent! Great ending and not too long. Dragged a little in the middle though.

Kimiko

Don't get too excited, Raimundo. Here comes the bad part.

If the Emperor Scorpion falls into the wrong hands, the Fearsome Four will be unstoppable. This will be our only chance to save the world from certain destruction.

Why does there always have to be a bad part?