Kimiko quotes from Xiaolin Showdown

Jack Spicer

Smell ya later, losers! [Tries to fly off but has his foot caught in a lasso]

Clay

You'll smell us NOW, ya dirty snake!

Kimiko

Smell us now?

Raimundo

Clay's villain taunting needs some serious work.

Kimiko

Now what? We just camp out here and wait?

How 'bout we "sing songs"? Or-or tell "ghost stories"? Or ah..oh, oh, oh, oh! I know. S'mores!

Raimundo

Mala Mala Jong could be attacking the temple right now! We should be fighting with Master Fung!

Omi

Master Fung ordered us to guard the Shen Gong Wu.

Raimundo

But...

Omi

All we can do is formulate a plan to defeat Mala Mala Jong in case...

Clay

Master Fung fails.

Raimundo

So, that's the way it's gonna be, huh?

Kimiko

You tell us, Raimundo.

Clay

You can always drop the Shen Gong Wu and leave.

Raimundo

Nah, I'm up for a Xiaolin slap down.

Omi

Raimundo, I am starting to think you are not enacting some sort of SECRET ELABORATE PLAN.

Raimundo

Nothin' escapes you, Omi.

Omi

Not even you!

Raimundo

Wrong.

Omi

[heartbroken] Raimundo really has betrayed us.

Raimundo stole our Shen Gong Wu? This is most troubling.

If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times, put a padlock on this thing!

Clay

There's a bright side. He only rustled up one… the Serpent's Tail.

Omi

Why would Raimundo take just one Shen Gong Wu?

Because that one Shen Gong Wu is all Wuya needs.

Kimiko

Is the Serpent's Tail really all that?

You got that ominous thing going on. Care to spill the beans?

On its own, the Serpent's Tail is no great threat, it makes a solid person ghostly.

But combined with Reversing Mirror...

Omi

It would turn a ghostly person solid!

Wuya!

Precisely.

Kimiko

This is bad. Very, very bad.

Omi

If I had hair, it would be standing on end.

If I had boots, I'd be quaking in them.

Clay

Wanna borrow mine?

No thanks. No feet.

Omi

Wuya?

In the flesh.

Kimiko

[turning livid] WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO GET HIM BACK?!?!?!

Jack

Oops.

Kimiko

You...You...YOU!...

Clay

Doofus?

Kimiko

[to Clay] Thank you. [to Jack] YOU DOOFUS! You trapped Omi in the past forever!

Delicious. My domination of the world is now...complete.

Raimundo

Uh, Wuya? You might wanna do head count. You're short one, Omi.

Omi? [gasps, poof] Where's Omi?

Clay

Frankly, It's none of your business, Ma'am.

Oh, as they say I have ways to making you talk.

Jack

He's trapped in a past!

Raimundo

What?

Jack

Yeah. He traveled back in time as some guy named Dashi for help!

Omi's in a past?

Kimiko

Yes. And now he's trapped there!

Jack

And it was me who sent him back, Wuya! I was really on your side all the way! Stupid Omi walked right in to our trap! WOO-HOO! You can let me go now.

Forget it, Jack. I'm not buying it.

Jack

Really? Even if I whimper? [whimpers]

Raimundo

Omi's really trapped in the past?

Kimiko

We'll never see him again, thanks to you!

And I hope you feel guilty about it.

Clay

Yeah, nice going, you two-faced fink.

Raimundo

I...I never wanted anything happen to you guys, I...I just wanted my due.

And now you're got it, Raimundo. To the dungeon with them!

Raimundo

Wait, wait! Wuya. What if these guys. You know swear loyalty to you. Maybe they could sort a live the the palace? With me?

If, they swear their loyalty.

Raimundo

C'mon, guys! You won't believe the stuff she's got video games, racecars, speed boats...

Jack

Sold! You can let me go now.

The offer's not for you, Jack.

Jack

Buy, you really hold the grudge.

Raimundo

Guys, Wuya rules the whole world. So, c'mon, join the winning team already. What do you say?

Kimiko

What do we say? How about...DREAM ON!

[offscreen] Forget it!

Kimiko

What's the matter, Rai? You look pretty bored for a guy who rules the world.

Raimundo

What are you doing here!? Did you decide to join me?

Clay

Nope. Still rather kiss the backside of a mule.

Kimiko

We escaped, Raimundo. So be cool and let us go.

Or be a loser and come after us.

Raimundo

Better run, 'cause I'm coming after you.

Kimiko

Have it your way.

Raimundo

C'mon. We got some former friends to catch.

Looks like the first of the Shen Gong Wu just popped.

Kimiko

It says the Crystal Glasses allow(s) the wearer to see into the future.

Omi

I already know my future. I will be the most wise and powerful and swiftest of all Xiaolin dragons!

Raimundo

You left out modest.

Omi

[scratching Dojo's rash with the Fist of Tebigong] I do not think the Fist of Tebigong was meant for this purpose.

Ohhh, yeah! Yeah, right there. Ohh, yeah.

Kimiko

[disgusted] Eww! Let's hope the rest of those Shen Gong Wu reveal themselves before you run out of scales.

Raimundo

Come on, Omi! It’s a classic gong game!

Omi

Okay, I hear your concerns and I will take them under advisement with the apprentice’s. Clay, Kimiko?

Clay

I reckon’ we don't have a better choice.

Kimiko

Let’s give a shot.

Raimundo

What?! You’re believing Jack Spicer over ME?! That’s it! I'm finding my own way in, and anyone who wants can go with me!

Clay

Two-Ton Tunic!

Raimundo

Eye of Dashi!

Kimiko

Third-Arm Sash!

Omi

Orb of Tornami!

Kimiko

Come on, Rai. You can still win this.

Omi

Just think: "What would Omi do"?

Omi

Dragon X Kumei! WATER!

Clay

EARTH!

Kimiko

FIRE!

Raimundo

WIND!

Omi

It is one step forward and two steps back. Perhaps the secret lies within the food. I shall eat until I am big! [starts scarfing down some food]

Clay

You know, we got a saying down in Texas: "You can't put a 20-gallon head in a 10-gallon hat."

Raimundo

Yeah. You just made that up. Hey, here's an idea! Watch this! Changing Chopsticks! [uses the chopsticks to shrink down the food] Now you can eat every last bite.

Omi

[finds the solution to the problem] Raimundo, that is the answer! I will grow bigger backwards!

Kimiko

You got me on that one.

Omi

Clay, may I please borrow the Reversing Mirror? Raimundo, may I please borrow the Changing Chopsticks?

Clay

Where are you going with this, Omi?

Omi

Changing Chopsticks! Reversing Mirror! [combines the effects of both the Wu and grows into a massive size] Now there is nothing I cannot accomplish! Except perhaps explaining to Master Fung about the temple ceiling.