Kimiko quotes from Xiaolin Showdown

Omi

I am very surprised Kimiko can lift such a heavy pot with her delicate female arms.

Kimiko

[angry] WHAT!?!?

Omi

The Golden Tiger Claws are inside that palace?

That's what this rash is telling me. Ohhh. Wonder if there's an ointment for this? Ahhhh-hhhh!

Raimundo

How do we get in there?

Clay

Maybe if we knock on the door and ask real nice like?

That's the Emperor Palace. They don't just let anybody in there. We need connections!

Kimiko

Oh, no worries. I'll call my dad.

Kimiko

You found the Sword of the Storm?

Raimundo

Yeah.

Clay

But you lost it?

Raimundo

It wasn't my fault. That sword didn't even work.

Omi

Did you not remember what I said about this Shen Gong Wu?

Raimundo

Well, yeah, of course I did. I… [notices everyone glaring at him] What?

Kimiko

You didn't hear a word about the Sword of the Storm, did you?

Raimundo

I, uh… might have missed the middle part.

Clay

Raimundo was defeated by a wind Shen Gong Wu? But ain't wind your dragon element?

Raimundo

[admitting] Yeah, yeah. I get the point. I messed up. Like you guys never make mistakes.

Clay

I hope Raimundo knows what he's doing.

Kimiko

How can he? Even Omi doesn't know what he's doing, and he's an expert.

Jack

Oh, I'm leaving alright, and you're coming with me!

Kimiko

Oh, really, who's gonna make me?

Raimundo

Hey, Dojo. What's shakin'?

Me! A new Shen Gong Wu just activated!

The Ring of the Nine Dragons makes one warrior into as many as nine.

Omi

Nine different places at one time? Ooh, that would be most helpful!

Kimiko

At this point, any Shen Gong Wu would be helpful.

Raimundo

True. We've only got one left.

Clay

Thanks to that dirty snake, Jack Spicer.

Kimiko

[running up to Fat Omi] Omi, what happened? Are you all right?

[pressing his hands on his head; moaning in pain] The snow! THE SNOW!

Kimiko

What about the snow?

It's cold! Not like cookie dough.

Kimiko

Are you telling me you've got brain freeze?

I want them spotless, Omi. Spotless. [holds up a brush and gives him a sharped scowl]

Omi

[sadly understanding] Yes, Master. [takes the brush] Spotless.

I will inspect your work in one hour. [leaves the kitchen, slamming the door shut]

Kimiko

Wow, I've never seen Master Fung so upset.

Clay

He looked as mad as a beaver in a petrified forest.

Omi

Master Fung is right to be angry (with me). [starts getting to work] I have acted most shamefully. Because of my disobedience, we still only have one Shen Gong Wu.

Raimundo

Yeah, true. [Kimiko angrily nudges him in the arm] Ow! What?! I'm just agreeing with what he said. Besides, maybe it's better this way.

Raimundo

[disgusted by the smell] Ohh! That's rank, yo!

Omi

The volcano's odor is most stinky. [to Dojo] Are you sure you smell a Shen Gong Wu?

Pssh. Does Clay wear his boots to bed?

Kimiko

Eww.

Raimundo

[sees the black dragon Wu through binoculars] There it is! But what is it?

Omi

We would already know…

Raimundo

[glares at Kimiko] If someone didn't forget to bring the Ancient Scroll of the Shen Gong Wu.

Kimiko

I told you I was sorry.

Omi

You allowed the painting of smiley faces on your fingernails to distract you from your duties!

Kimiko

Panda faces, hello?

Raimundo

Meanwhile, back at the volcano, are we gonna bag this Wu or what?

Maybe I can be the dragon of…FIRE!

Kimiko

Sorry, position's filled.

Then how 'bout soot?

Raimundo

Soot? Not impressive.

And this is comin' from the wind guy? Ooh! How 'bout gas, huh? I eat a few cans o' beans and BAM! I'm in, baby!

Omi

[sees the statue of Lady Liberty through binoculars] Whoa! Who is that lady?

Kimiko

That's the Statue of Liberty, Omi.

Omi

She must have been a great Xiaolin warrior, to get a statue that big.

Kimiko

Dojo, anything you can do here?

Eh...uh, gee guys. I-I-I'm not big on trains. A-and that third rail really chafes.

Kimiko

Dojo!

Okay, okay.

Kimiko

Omi, please tell Clay that he's blocking my light.

Omi

Clay, I have a message from-

Clay

Omi, tell Kimiko that I'll cast my shadow wherever I darn well please.

Omi

Kimiko, Clay responds-

Kimiko

Tell Clay that maybe his shadow wasn't so fat and huge.

Omi

Clay, Kim-

Raimundo

Omi, tell Kimiko and Clay that they're both… [head enlarges; agitated] GIVING ME A HEADACHE!

Omi

My friends! Hearing the sound of your voices again will give me tremendous pleasure.

Kimiko

Omi!

Clay

Run!

Raimundo

It's a trap!

Omi

That did not give me as much pleasure as I had hoped.

Kimiko

We got the Serpent's Tail, the Orb of Tornami…

Clay

The Longi Kite…

Raimundo

And the Tongue of Saiping, which I do not recommend touching.