Raimundo quotes from Xiaolin Showdown

Kimiko

Omi, what happened?

Omi

I am afraid, uh… Mala Mala Jong has come to life.

Raimundo

I can't believe we got here too late.

Clay

Oh, man, I feel more embarrassed than a mule at the Kentucky Derby.

According to the scroll, the rise of Mala Mala Jong will allow a new Shen Gong Wu to be revealed. It is called the Emperor Scorpion. Whoever possesses it will have control over all Shen Gong Wu. If we can find it, we can use it to break Mala Mala Jong apart before it turns into the Fearsome Four.

Raimundo

Excellent! Great ending and not too long. Dragged a little in the middle though.

Kimiko

Don't get too excited, Raimundo. Here comes the bad part.

If the Emperor Scorpion falls into the wrong hands, the Fearsome Four will be unstoppable. This will be our only chance to save the world from certain destruction.

Raimundo

Why does there always have to be a bad part?

Kimiko

I can't believe how badly we messed up.

Raimundo

Now that Spicer is in control of the Fearsome Four there's no stopping him.

Clay

Yeah. It's not everyday a fella is responsible for the end of the world.

Omi

No! Stop! When Mala Mala first came together I could've called for your help. It is my fault. But I...ah choose to do it alone. I may have forgotten to mention that before.

Raimundo

It dosen't matter now...woah!

Working together is more than just fighting together. It is knowing how to use each other's strengths wisely.

Raimundo

Hey, could somebody please translate.

Clay

Well, I reckon Master Fung is speaking of our elements.

Kimiko

In other words, we should focus on what we do best.

Cheer up, kiddo. You'll get another chance to save the world.

Raimundo

Dojo, dude, how come you didn't just fly?

[With Clay's pants on head] Good idea. Just a little late.

Clay

[after setting Raimundo on fire] I'm sorry, Rai, I couldn't help it. I smell my favourite meal and I-

Kimiko

EVERY meal is your favourite meal, Clay!

Raimundo

I can't believe your first loyalty is to a pork chop!

Well it looks like our uninvited guests have decided on an extended stay in the HOSPITALITY suite.

Omi

Why, thank you! That sounds most inviting! Where do we go?

Raimundo

Omi, we're already in the hospitality suite.

Omi

Oh. I see. Perhaps I am misunderstanding the meaning of hospitality.

Kimiko

Or the meaning of sarcasm.

Omi

Oh, darn this sarcasm! It always seems to grab my goat!

Omi

[sighs] This is the most disappointing event turning since the last...

Raimundo

Is it possible you're going for TURN OF EVENTS?

Jack

I ask for knife-throwing lessons, mom sends me figure-skating. "You never know when it'll come in handy!" Now I feel kinda a bad for making a robot out of her juicer.

That Spicer kid sure has nice form.

Clay

Whoo! Look there, a triple Salchow! [The others stare at him] What? Cowboys can't like figure-skating?

Raimundo

Come on, Omi. Just because you're built like a hockey puck doesn't mean you have to skate like one!

Omi

How did she know about the vault?

Clay

Um, I may have mentioned it to her, but she said she never saw one before. But wasn't a monk there guarding it?

Kimiko

She, uh, kind of got me to convince one of the boys to hand scrub all the bathrooms.

Raimundo

She had me fill the Armadillo with sea-water. I figured it was just a rebel prank.

Omi

Now it all makes sense! Dyris wanted to know what Shen Gong Wu would have the power to create giant volcanoes to melt the polar ice caps and flood the world. [Kimiko, Raimundo, Clay, Dojo, and Klowfange glares at him] I assumed it was idol chat-chit.

Hmm...you sure you lot are the good guys?

Kimiko

Did you get the Black Beetle?

Omi

Does it look like I got the Black Beetle?!

Raimundo

No, it looks like you lost the Gills of Hamachi.

A new Shen Gong Wu has revealed itself somewhere in Japan. Behold, the Zing Zom-Bone. This most mysterious Shen Gong Wu has the power to render anyone into a zombie-like state.

Raimundo

Dude! I would love to have my own army of zombies!

Kimiko

Omi, look! Over there. It's the Tohomiko Electronics skyscraper!

Omi

Tohomiko? That sounds most familiar to my ears.

Kimiko

Hello? That's my last name.

Omi

Oh? I never thought of you with a last name.

Kimiko

And that's my Papa's building.

Clay

[In amazement] Your daddy is Toshiro Tohomiko, the video game tycoon?!

Kimiko

Yeah, I can't wait to introduce you all to him. He's super cool!

Raimundo

And super rich! [His eyes turn into dollar symbols. To Kimiko] Did I ever tell you that you are my favorite monk?

Omi

[gigantic sad face] I thought I was your favorite...

Omi

These workers appear most focused on their work. And their eyes- they have the same "nobody is home" look as Raimudo when he does his chores.

Raimundo

[offended] Yeah, well... you're short and you have a big head.

Omi

Now I understand! Jack is only a mere puppy!

Raimundo

...Puppet, I'm guessing.

Raimundo

I bet he writes those on the palm of his hand. [Kimiko snickers]

No Raimundo, I write them inside my eyelids. That is why I blink often. [Blinks rapidly]

[Pops out of Raimundo's shirt] B-U-S-T-E-D. Ooooohhhh! [Shudders]

Clay

How do you manage to win every game?

Omi

That is most simple: I cheat. [they all look at him] No, no, I am a betrayer when I say I cheat.

Raimundo

How do we know that you're not betraying us now, Omi?

Omi

[seriously] Because, Raimundo, you are all my friends, and I could never betray my friends. [Laughs, knocking his head at the table] Ha ha ha, I have mastered deception! Let's play again!