Omi quotes from Xiaolin Showdown

Omi

Oh, thank you, Master Fung. I promise I will not let you up.

Down.

Omi

In every direction.

[After Jack gets the Manchurian Musca] Yo, Omi, you must be trippin'.

Omi

I am not taking a trip!

Your hotdogging cost us a Shen Gong Wu!

Omi

Are you saying it is BECAUSE OF ME?!

I'm saying, some poser may need a refresher course on how to be a Xiaolin warrior.

Omi

A refresher course!? I should be TEACHING the refresher course!

Man, you got an ego bigger than that dome of yours.

Omi

Nothing is bigger than my dome! And I thank you to leave my dome OUT OF IT!

Can you believe this guy man?

Hey, there are three things I've learned not to talk about. Religion, politics and Omi's head.

Omi

I order you to spill your internal organs right now!

Jack

[screamed] What kind of sick people are you!?

Raimundo

I think he means spill your guts.

Omi

Hurry, everyone! Take my hand!

Jack

I have a better idea! I'll take the Golden Tiger Claws!

Kimiko

Jack, you jerk!

Jack

Too late, Xiaolin has-been!

I tell you. You should a seen me in action. Those spiders will think twice before messing with this dragon, again! Bada bing. [chuckles] AAAAHHHHHH!

Raimundo

[Laughs] Dojo, you should a seen yourself!

Kimiko

Rai, that wasn't very nice.

Raimundo

[scoffs] How can anyone be so afraid of a spider?

What a pansy!

Omi

Tongue of Saiping! Thank you for your assistance, my small friend. [he gives a high-five on a spider]

Kimiko

I was hoping we'd all rise together.

Omi

[Looking sad] Aw, me too. [Then looking happy] That is why I will work extra hard teaching you until that day comes when you too are ready to become Wudai Warriors.

Clay

Whoa, partner, and what makes you so sure YOU'RE the chosen one?

Omi

[Laughing] Is it not obvious? Who else is it going to be? Raimundo?

Omi

I am sorry. I was not laughing at you but with you.

Raimundo

I'm not laughing.

Kimiko

Here's a wild thought. Maybe it's me.

Omi

But you are a girl. [The others gasp] AAAAH!

Raimundo

[Wincing] Nyah...

Kimiko

And your point?

Omi

Nothing, I like girls. [He passes out]

Omi

Jack Spicer! I order you to surrender at once!

Jack Spicer

Aw, of course I will surrender...BOBBLEHEAD!

Omi

Kimiko, Raimundo, Clay, I was ready to humiliate you in battle, but I have no idea why.

Kimiko

It’s OK, Omi. It’s just good to have you back.

Jack

Omi, I missed you so.

Omi

OK, now I am most confused.

Jack brought the Reversing Mirror into the Ying Yang World. Instead of coming out whole, he must have left behind all of his evil.

Chase Young

I hate to interrupt such a nauseating moment, but we have some serious evil left on the agenda.

Clay

You have got no hold on Omi. He’s got his Chi back, and you ain’t getting your grubby hands on it.

Chase Young

Omi swore his loyalty to me.

Kimiko

He wasn’t himself back then.

Raimundo

Omi is going nowhere. Except back home with us.

Heylin Memory Recall!

Omi

[In recall] I do swear my loyalty to you. [End of recall] Wait. Chase Young is right. As a Xiaolin Monk, I am bound by my word.

Omi

I have no choice but to stay.

Sparrow Eating Hot Dog! [jumps off the rock]

[surprised] Sparrow Eating Hot Dog?

Chase Young

I think the evil inside you is stronger than you think.

Omi

The good in you may be stronger then you know.

Omi

We may be outside, but we are not down.

Raimundo

I think he means we're down but not out.

Kimiko

Wuya, I challenge you to a Xiaolin Showdown! The game is Meteor Shower. The first to reach the Moby Morpher wins!

And to make it interesting, my Ying Yo-Yo against your Yang Yo-Yo!

Chase Young

You never mention you have the Ying Yo-Yo.

Oh. Didn't I? Must've slipped my mind.

Omi

Kimiko, remember, if you enter the Ying-Yang World without both Wu, you will come out evil!

And if you enter evil, you come out good. We may need a score card for this one.

[in unison] LET'S GO! XIAOLIN SHOWDOWN!

Maybe I should take over. I'd like to leave the parallel universe in one piece.

Omi

Do you know how to fly the Silver Manta Ray?

Please, I was flying before I could crawl. I'm not just a mystical dragon. I'm also a certified pilot!

Raimundo

Good enough for me! She's all yours, pappy!

Now, let's see if we can pick up the pace a little!

Don't worry! I've got everything under control!

Omi

So it appears that it was not Jack who acted so stupid as to free Hannibal Bean, it was [realizing] ME?!

You got it sweet pea. Moby Morpher! [turns back into his real form]

Omi

Enough chat chit! Today, victory is mine, Hannibal Bean!

Kimiko

This hardly seems like a fair fight.

True. Perhaps I should fight with my eyes closed.