Omi quotes from Xiaolin Showdown

Uhh... what in tarnation are you doin’?

Chase Young

I’m ending what I should have ended years ago.

Omi

Nooooooooo!

Hyah! Unh! Hyah!

Moby Morpher! [turns back into his real form again] Nice to see you again, Chase. Hey, thanks for the assistance. Maybe one day I’ll return the favor. [Continues sinister laughter]

Clay

[Muffled] I’m afraid we got big problems, pardner.

Omi

I know. You ripped the words from inside my mouth.

Chase Young

You fools! You don’t know what you’ve done. You have unleashed the greatest evil the world has ever seen.

Raimundo

Hmmph! Sounds like end of the world time...again.

Chase Young

No. it is far worse than that.

Omi

Now Dojo, you shouldn't kiss a horse on the lips before it gives you its' presents. [They all stare blankly]

Kimiko

Oh, kiss a gift horse on the mouth.

Ohhhh.

[Puzzled] I thought it was 'look a gift horse in the mouth'.

Jack

Hey! You're not supposed to be here!

Omi

Well, what comes in circles goes the other way in circles. [Everyone stares at him]

Somebody translate! I'll be up all night.

Clay

I'm guessing "what goes around comes around.

Oh, please. That wasn't even close.

Chase Young

Good morning, little monk. I'm not here to fight you, little monk, but to warn you.

Omi

Warn me?

Chase Young

Do you know where the other monks are?

Omi

Asleep?

Chase Young

They're in trouble and will your help.

Omi

I do not believe you.

Chase Young

Look, into the crow's eyes.

Omi

Why are you telling me this?

Chase Young

Just something I thought you ought to know, in case you wanted to do anything about it.

Omi

You want me to leave my parents and forfeit my honor. But I will not even they are old, fat and smelly. They need me and tonight I have to clean their teeth.

Omi

[shocked] Mother?!

I challenge you to a Xiaolin Showdown. The game is Bamboo Hopping. First to fall, loses.

Omi

[heartbroken] My mother…on the side of evil?

When you're a parent, you'll understand. I wager my Orb of Tornami against your Lasso Boa-Boa.

Omi

How'd you get my Orb?!

I went through your pocket when you were clipping your father's toenails.

[in unison] Let's go! XIAOLIN SHOWDOWN!

Raimundo

She's not your mom, she's a robot!

Omi

[shocked] A ROBOT?!

Jack

[gesturing to Wuya and Hannibal; cowering fearfully] Hey, they made me do it. [voiceover of flashback] They made build all other robots. Hannibal Bean then used the Moby Morpher to make my robots look like your relatives. If you had any. [back to the present] We figured if we could break up the dream team, we could take all your Wu.

And it would have worked, too. [points to Omi] If you hadn't shown up.

Omi

Let us just say that a little bird told me to.

Kimiko

Omi! Are you okay?

Omi

[cringing] I have a thousand needles in my backside! WHAT DO YOU THINK?!

You have summoned the spirit of the Blind Swordsman, loyal to whoever possesses the treasure chest.

Raimundo

So, how about showing us how to use our new weapons?

Open your mind and trust that your weapon will show you the way.

Omi

Shimo Staff! Ha! Oh ho! My weapon and I are most magnificent! [smooch]

Clay

Big Bang Meteorang, do your stuff! Ha! Huh? Whoo! Well, I'll be a 3-legged centipede!

Kimiko

Arrow Sparrow! [Boom] Burn, baby, burn!

Raimundo

Blade of the Nebula! Huh? Hah! Whoo! I got the power! Hoo! Hoo! I got the power!

Omi

Come, Dojo. We must rescue the blind old man at once!

I challenge you to a Xiaolin Showdown Trio!

Raimundo

Come on, let's take 'em!

Omi

No, we cannot dishonor his challenge.

Jack

Our Thorn of Thunderbolt and Silk Spitter against your Mantis Flip Coin and the Treasure of the Blind Swordsman.

The game is Emperor of the Train. Last man standing wins.

Let's go! Xiaolin Showdown!

Raimundo

Way to kick butt! Especially when you can't see butt.

Omi

I do not understand. How can someone without sight fight so well?

[Sighs] Again with the questions. It is quite simple. I use my mind to see rather than my eyes. [loudly] DIDN'T YOU HEAR ME BEFORE?! That is the secret to the treasure chest. The answers to all your questions lie inside. You just have to look.

Raimundo

The treasure chest! We left it back on the trail!

Kimiko

Uh, you left it back on the trail!

Now, if you'll excuse me, I really must find the bathroom.

Omi

The jig is down! You're at the top of your rope! Spoon over that Wu! [Pauses, everyone stares at him].

Jack

Oooh, oh! I got it! The jig is up, you're at the end of your rope, fork over the Wu! [Starts dancing and brings out an evil genius ribbon]

Omi

We cannot just stand by and watch Wuya and Jack being chewed up by a big dinosaur.

Kimiko

You're right. Someone better get the camcorder.

Omi

What wise saying do you have for us?

...I have none.

Raimundo

C'mon, you can whip out one of those old cheesy sayings...[Master Fung makes an angry face]...that we all love.

I am afraid I am out of any 'cheesy sayings'.

If you want I can give you your file. [Pulls out an extremely large folder of paper. Master Fung makes another angry face] Not that you would need a file like that. [hides folder with a wide grin]

Omi

This cannot be happening...Our Bobo is turning to the darkside. Again!

Raimundo

The name is Raimundo. Not Bobo!

Clay

Raimundo, what in the Sam Hill are ya doin?

Kimiko

We're your friends.

Raimundo

I got all the friends I need right here.

Omi

During my shift, I shall keep you awake with the most ancient training method known as [hold a bucket of cold water] DODGE THE BUCKET OF ICE WATER!

Raimundo

Huh? [cold water hits his face, which get frosted with ice] WHOA!

Omi

You may need some practice, even though you will never be as good as me.