Omi quotes from Xiaolin Showdown

I guess this would be the part where I let out my new trademark evil laugh. Hahahahahahhahahahah! Muahahahahahaha! [This continues for several seconds]

Omi

Not so fast Spicer! He who is last to be laughing laughs most loudly!

What Omi did to that sentence is what we're going to do to you!

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[Omi, Jack, and their future selves touch the Ruby of Ramses]

Omi

Jacks, we Omis challenge you to a Xiaolin Showdown Tsunami!

Old Jack

I can't find my teeth.

Omi

Our Third Arm Sash against your Monkey Staff!

Old Jack

Our Mantis Flip Coin against your Thorn of Thunderbolt! Or Thunderbolt actually.

Old Omi

First group to make it to the top of the pyramid maze wins!

Bring it on, baldies! [chuckles]

Omi

Let's go! Xiaolin Showdown Tsunami!

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[Dojo puts the Mind Reader Conch up to his ear and hears the Xiaolin monks' thoughts]

Omi

[thinking] Ugh! Enough out of you.

[thinking] Oh, shut up!

[thinking] Stupid dragon.

[thinking] Put a dadgarn sock in it.

[annoyed] Hey! I heard that!

MMonks

Sorry, Dojo.

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Omi

[sneaking into the Shen Gong Wu vault] As long as I am here, I will test my ability to use the Conch wisely. Ah. Mind Reader Conch. [puts it to his ear and listens to Raimundo's thoughts]

[thinking] I'll just tell Omi that I went out to meditate. He believes everything he's told.

Omi

People tell me all the time that I don't believe everything I'm told, and I believe them! Oh, that Raimundo!

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Everybody ready to go kick some Jack Spicer's butt?

Does it bull like that snort?

Yeah, I couldn't have put it better myself.

Omi

Uhh...I have some scroll to study right now.

What?

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Omi

Dojo, are you alright?

[Annoyed] I'm sitting in a pot of soup, what do you think?!

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For centuries, a mischievous spirit, Sibini, was trapped inside the Mosaic Scale. When the scale was broken, that spirit was freed and took over Clay's body.

Oh, it's all my fault. I broke the scale and hid it in Clay's room. I never knew it would turn him evil. [puts her head in her hands in disgrace, realizing she did make a mistake]

[comforting her] Making a mistake is not a sign of weakness, Kimiko. It is not being able to admit it that is the true mistake.

What does this Sibini want?

The Monarch Wings.

It is the sister Shen Gong Wu of unimaginable strength. It will reveal itself within a short time of the other. When the two join, their powers will become far greater than the two individually. If Sibini gets the Monarch Wings, he will no longer need a host. He will become invincible.

Omi

Then we must stop him at once!

Be cautious. The longer the Sibini spirit inhabits Clay, the stronger he becomes.

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Hey, Omi, everything cool?

Omi

Yes, Raimundo. I believe everything is the correct temperature.

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I can't believe something that small could put up such a big fight!

Omi

[grabbing Raimundo's shirt] What! I am not that small!

I think he was talking about Sibini.

Omi

Oh, yes! He is very small.

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Sibini is going after the Monarch Wings!

The Monarch Wings are mine! [grabs them with his teeth, until Sibini jumps onto his face, screams in terror like a girl, and flees]

[Kimiko and Sibini touch the Monarch Wings at the same time]

Sibini, I challenge you to a Xiaolin Showdown! I wager the Eye of Dashi against the Tangle Web Comb.

[Sibini pants, meaning that he accepts her challenge]

Omi

Does that mean he accepts?

I think so.

The contest is First to grab the Monarch Wings and make it outside the Ring of Geysers wins. Let's go!

KSKimiko & Sibini

XIAOLIN SHOWDOWN!

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Omi, what happened?

Omi

I am afraid, uh… Mala Mala Jong has come to life.

I can't believe we got here too late.

Oh, man, I feel more embarrassed than a mule at the Kentucky Derby.

[Back at the Xiaolin Temple...]

According to the scroll, the rise of Mala Mala Jong will allow a new Shen Gong Wu to be revealed. It is called the Emperor Scorpion. Whoever possesses it will have control over all Shen Gong Wu. If we can find it, we can use it to break Mala Mala Jong apart before it turns into the Fearsome Four.

Excellent! Great ending and not too long. Dragged a little in the middle though.

Don't get too excited, Raimundo. Here comes the bad part.

If the Emperor Scorpion falls into the wrong hands, the Fearsome Four will be unstoppable. This will be our only chance to save the world from certain destruction.

Why does there always have to be a bad part?

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Hello, Xiaolin losers! Ready to admit defeat?

Omi

Never! I will defeat you and the Fearsome Four!

[mocking Omi] "I will defeat you and the Fearsome Four." [gets in Omi's face] Dude, get over yourself!

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I can't believe how badly we messed up.

Now that Spicer is in control of the Fearsome Four there's no stopping him.

Yeah. It's not everyday a fella is responsible for the end of the world.

Omi

No! Stop! When Mala Mala first came together I could've called for your help. It is my fault. But I...ah choose to do it alone. I may have forgotten to mention that before.

It dosen't matter now...woah!

[Omi, Raimundo, Kimiko, and Clay fall off the ball and hit the ground]

Working together is more than just fighting together. It is knowing how to use each other's strengths wisely.

Hey, could somebody please translate.

Well, I reckon Master Fung is speaking of our elements.

In other words, we should focus on what we do best.