Max Russo quotes from Wizards of Waverly Place

Dean

What happened? What are you guys wearing? And WHAT AM I COVERED IN?!

Justin

Alex you got this one right? (walks away)

Harper

She lives for these moments! (follows Justin)

Max

Simon says follow them! (follows Harper)

Alex

Um, okay, well, you see, Dean you got knocked out by a flying bowl of oatmeal. And we called the doctor, and he said the only way to wake you up was to dress up like cows.

Mason

(to Alex) Really? That's your story?

Alex

(whispers) Give it a minute!

Dean

That's a good doctor.

Max

[enters the lair from the portal] Hey guys. So I moved up the wizard competition to Monday at 4pm. Let's just get this thing done. [leaves]

WHAT?!

Alex

I can't believe that Max moved up the final wizard competition! Is that even legal?

Justin

[reading a book] Yeah the Wizard Competition Code states it. Only Max can change the date back. Okay, don't worry about it. I'll...go talk to him. I can reason with him.

Alex

Say that last sentence again.

Justin

I can reason with him. [realizes what he said] I will...distract him with something shiny.