Scenes with Justin Russo 102
Justin Okay, we're gonna need some kind of fully functional miniature submarine.
I know where we can get one. (waves wand and a small cow-patterned box appears on table)
Justin No. Not my Captain Jim Bob Sherwood fully functional Country Cow submarine! If I open it it will be worth nothing!
Justin No.
Going inside Mason's body would be the greatest adventure anyone could ever have. Jim Bob would jump at the chance.
Justin You...are right. (grabs box) This is a Captain Jim Bob job. (opens box reluctantly) Ah! It smells new.
I still don't understand why a submarine crew has to dress up like cows.
Cows? I thought we were dalmatians. Now it's just weird.
Justin Country cow submarine? What a crew. (shows Harper to the Abracadoodler) Okay, I've turned the Abracadoodler into a submarine tracking sonar scope.
(sits down) Oh perfect. I can't wait to not know what to use this for.
Justin Turn on the reverse thrusters!
'Kay. [presses button] [wipers come on]
Justin [angrily] Max, YOU TURNED ON THE WINDSHIELD WIPERS!
(In Sub Station; Dean is coming to)
What happened? What are you guys wearing? And WHAT AM I COVERED IN?!
Justin Alex you got this one right? (walks away)
She lives for these moments! (follows Justin)
Simon says follow them! (follows Harper)
Um, okay, well, you see, Dean you got knocked out by a flying bowl of oatmeal. And we called the doctor, and he said the only way to wake you up was to dress up like cows.
(to Alex) Really? That's your story?
(whispers) Give it a minute!
Yes you did. [in a baby voice] You're the best brother ever.
Justin Get out!
[skips happily to the portal door]
Justin The key to mastering a spell is focusing your inner wizard and summoning all your power. It's a little something I like to call "Using the Force".
The Force? Dude, you ripped that off of Star Wars!
Justin Or did they rip it off from me...? [tries to use the Jedi mind trick on Felix]
And you ripped that off, too!
Justin Alex, why are you wasting my time? You were suppose to transform into Justin Bieber not "Just a beaver."
[as a beaver] What went wrong? I did the spell correctly!
[enters the lair from the portal] Hey guys. So I moved up the wizard competition to Monday at 4pm. Let's just get this thing done. [leaves]
I can't believe that Max moved up the final wizard competition! Is that even legal?
Justin [reading a book] Yeah the Wizard Competition Code states it. Only Max can change the date back. Okay, don't worry about it. I'll...go talk to him. I can reason with him.
Say that last sentence again.
Justin I can reason with him. [realizes what he said] I will...distract him with something shiny.
You're going to throw away everything that we've been working so hard on to get back into the competition for some girl that you barely even know.
Justin I know her.
Good, 'cause I have no idea who you are.
[casts a spell] This that, copycat. [casts spell on Rosie then puts her wand in her boot]
[puts her wand in her boot]
[same time with Rosie] Did it work? Yep, it worked. It's probably better if we don't talk while we're in there. [flips her hair then goes into the lair with Rosie following]
Justin Rosie? What are you doing here?
[same time with Rosie] Justin relax. Everything's fine. Just go with it.
Justin [whispers] That was so weird.
[takes off her robe and reveals wings from her back]
Justin [whispers] She's an angel.
[same time with Rosie] Oh my gosh, she's an angel.
Justin Could this date get any worse?
[speaking loudly on her cellphone] Can you hear me Harper? Yes. No I'm on the terrace now.
Put down the phone. I can hear better when you yell.
[takes some food from a plate and walks to the balcony] Ah! Ah! [spits the food out] Ow! That's hot. What was that?
[below on the ground] Ow! That's hot! What was that?
So why don't you get back to flapping those grungy looking wings right back to- [turns to Tina] Where do angels of darkness live?
[turns to Rosie] The Dark Realm!
Fine if that's what Justin wants.
Justin [turns to Alex then Rosie and hugs Rosie]
[opens her mouth in shock]
I don't think that's a good bye hug.
Justin [looking and holding one of Rosie's feathers]
[enters the lair from the portal] Justin. What are you doing up? It's late.
Justin I stayed up because I owed you something. [gives Alex her wand] Found it in Washington Square Park. A two headed dog had it. Pretty sure he didn't start out that way.
[laughs] Thank you. What about your wand?
Justin [takes out his wand which is bonded together with duct tape] I, uh, will find a spell to fix it. And I owed you something else. [hugs Alex] Thank you for saving me.
It's for all the times you saved me when I wasn't good. And a couple of more times in the future so we're even.
Justin No we're not. [sits next to Alex] You saved the world today.
You gave up a girl to protect it. Why do we have to keep dealing with stuff like this?
Justin We're wizards. I don't think we have a choice. [nudges Alex]
[smiles and lays her head on Justin's shoulder]
Justin [enters] Well he didn't change back, you must've left something out of the potion.
Oh I know whats missing from the potion...
Justin What?
[angrily] A little SUPPORT here!
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