Justin Russo quotes from Wizards of Waverly Place

Justin

(to Mason, who is in wolf form and is howling) What is it, boy? What are you trying to tell us? Is there trouble at the old mill?

Justin

Mason. You are going to swallow us. You are going to swallow us, not chew us.

Justin

Hmm. Looks like the little girl shoe is on the other foot, and it fits well. [leaves]

Justin

She was my second chance at love and now she's gone. [takes off the fake wings and leaves]

Justin

I'm no longer a wizard. I'm an angel of darkness. [snaps his wand in half]

Justin

Edgebonoutoosis! [He clones the rabbit]

Jerry

Good! Thank you Justin! That is how you execute the duplication spell properly. Real rabbit, duplica... duplicate rabbit real rab.. It's... ANYWAYS, there's two now!

Max

What's the big deal? They're rabbits. Wait 5 minutes and they'll duplicate by themselves.

Alex

You know a lot of stuff about stuff people don't care about, which is great. But I know relationships. I know how girls think!

Justin

So do I! They're right brained dominant and they have a slightly larger hyper-tholimus!

Alex

There you go again, knowing stuff people don't care about.

Justin

You may find this hard to believe, but...I've never kissed a girl before.

Alex

[smugly] I find it hard to believe that you think I'd find that hard to believe.

Alex

I need $5 dollars.

Alex

Second, tomorrow when you walk her to school, take her to by that old scary abandon house on the corner.

Justin

Right, cause she'll think I'm brave.

Alex

No, you'll get scared and she'll comfort you, and that's when you plant one on her.

Justin

Ok, that's a great idea.

Alex

Thanks, you have five ones for this five?

Justin

Umm... [takes out another 5 dollars]

Alex

Great, cause my five was lonely

Justin

So Alex, what was your first kiss like?

Alex

You know, it was in this place...with this guy...and it was very romantic. Over Christmas Vacation.

Max

We went to Grandma's over Christmas Vacation.

Justin

Wait a minute! You haven't kissed a guy yet! [smugly] I so have this over you now!

Alex

No you don't!

Justin

I know so when I go to school tomorrow and tell everyone you've never kissed anyone, no one'll care.

Justin

I'm gonna get even!

Alex

Hah-yeah. Okay. That'll never happen. Remember the time you wanted to get "even with me"? I got the bigger bedroom and you got what?

Justin

[he says embarrased] Shot-gun on that one trip to the outlet mall..

Alex

Exactly, some things never change!

Max

We didn't play paintball!

Justin

...What are pigeons eating now a'days?

Alex

That's not magic.

Justin

How do you know I didn't forget my locker combination and then used magic to remember it?

Alex

Because you made up a locker combination song.

Justin

Mom and Dad are charmed? WHAT?! HOW?! WHEN?! WHO?!

Alex

Mom and Dad.

Justin

WHAT?! HOW?! WHEN?!

Alex

At Dinner.

Justin

WHAT?! HOW?!

Alex

It was in the Kugel.

Justin

WHAT?!

Alex

Justin, I think you know what!

Justin

C'mon guys, hurry! We've got to go check on Dragon!

Max

Why? If anyone messes with him, he'll just breathe fire.

Alex

(Annoyed) That's what we're worried about.

Max

What? I thought we just didn't want him to take leaks in the house.

Justin

Hey guys. Gotta go check on dragon.

Theresa

Wait, Justin.

Alex

What's going on?

Theresa

Those flyers you put up worked. Dragon's rightful owner came and picked him up.

Alex

His owner?

Theresa

I'm sorry, honey.