Alex Russo quotes from Wizards of Waverly Place

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(waves her wand) What he did.

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[To Justin] You want to hear a billion year old guy talk about falling? Just go hang out with Grandpa

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[to Tutor] I like you...I hope you don't wreck it.

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We're always one step ahead of them. (low fives Harper and leaves with her)

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You finally get a girlfriend with normal feet and you report her to the Monster Hunter Council?!

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As I hear people say all the time and I cannot spell, touche.

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Harper, that's offensive.

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Leave my friend alone! She's the only one who sees through my schemes and sticks around!

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Zeke, get up, come on, you're going on a romantic walk in the park and then a slow, gentle kiss on the cheek. Go.

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(asks the the magic chicken) Which one of us will win the wizard competition?

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I can't believe it. My true love is a wolf again! And the fact that I have to use "again" at the end of that sentence just shows how messed up our lives really are.

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[burps in Agent Lambwood's face then laughs] I'm not telling you guys anything.

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I'm going to get back into the wizard competition and I'm going to win...for us.

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Glad your little girl's okay. [leaves]

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Yes. How is it possible that you and I are related?