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SEASON 3

Victorious · Season 3

Victorious Season 3 quotes

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S3How Trina Got In

I guess she auditioned and got in.

But she's talentless.

That's mean... And true, how did she get in?

S3Tori Goes Platinum

Here. I got a hoagie in my backpack.

A hoagie? (streches her arms) Oh, I need a hoagie so bad! (Takes the hoagie and eats it)

Wow. You're chewing like it's your job.

(Tori sits down in class wearing an outrageous outfit)

Oh, I'm sorry, were we all supposed to dress stupid today?

(Tori is dressed in one of her outrageous outfits)

Whoa, Tori. (unconvincingly) Cool outfit.

Thanks! Whatcha got there?

It's my sack of Bibble! It's really heavy, so I put it in a wagon.

And you needed to bring all of it to school?

I can't help it! (pause) It's so good.

I can't believe Mason bought you this much!

That's not even the sack he bought me.

What?

I finished that one. I went back and bought two more sacks! (pause) I think I may have a Bibble problem.

Well, it is pretty good stuff -

Don't touch it!!! (she drags away the wagon) My bibble.

Cat, that is a lot of Bibble.

Please don't look at it, it's all for me!

Cat, don't be stingy, just give him a little nibble of Bibble.

NO!!! (jumps on Bibble bag)

Sikowitz, Cat has Bibble!

Cat!

No, it's not mine, I'm holding it for a friend! (Sikowitz takes the Bibble away) But I need it...I mean, my friend needs it!

Cat, here.

What's this?

It's a special gum. If you crave Bibble, just chew some of that, it'll make you feel better. You just unwrap it and chew it–

I know how gum works!

(Jade is in costume backstage when Tori enters)

This isn't right.

Yeah, it is a little tight -

No, not the stupid outfit. This. Me.

I don't -

This is supposed to be your night. This was your big chance, so for me to go out there...

And?

I can't do that to a friend. Or even to you.

(shoving gum in her mouth) Yeah, Tori has a big problem.

Cat, maybe you want to back off on that Bibble gum -

Don't tell me what to do!

Can I just have one handful of Bibble?

OOliver

The answer is no!

But I just -

Cat!

Oh, hey.

Take this. Now Mason wants me to try the blue skirt.

Why doesn't he like this one?

OOliver

I think this skirt is pretty.

Just go get the blue one!

(sighs) C'mon, Oliver.

OOliver

First we had to get the red skirt, now we gotta go get the blue skirt.

Life is hard.

Does anyone have any Bibble?

OOliver

No. You gotta stop chasing that snack.

But it HURTS!!

(at the Platinum Music Awards, in Mason Thornesmith's office)

(enters the room as he closes the door behind him) Hey, I'm here. Sorry.

Where were you?

While I was in the mens' room, I opened one of the stalls, and sitting right there, Bruno Mars. (Cat gasps)

(looking shocked) What?!

So I'm like, "Oh my God, Bruno Mars! You're one of my idols." He says, "Thanks. But I'm on the toilet. Can you shut the door?" So I say, "Sure", and I shut the door. And Bruno Mars says, "I mean, can you leave the stall and then shut the door?" And then I'm all like, "Bro, I know you famous, but can't you just -"

(putting her hand on his shoulder) Hey, hey, hey. Hey. Maybe stop talking.

S3Crazy Ponnie

You guys. You guys, have either of you seen Jade?

Uh uh.

No, why, what's up with Jade?

She's trying to kill me.

Any reason?

We were hanging out together last night and she asked me to do her eyebrows.

Do what to 'em?

Make them look neater and nicer. Girls do that. We groom each other like monkeys.

So, why is Jade trying to kill you?

Well...

[screams] WHERE IS SHE?! [Cat screams and Jade runs after her] [Sinjin plays his saxophone in a fast tempo to fit in with the chase] Stop her! Somebody stop Cat right now!

Hide me.

Come here!

Please hide me!

No! Come here! Stop. Come here!

Oh, hide me!

Don't touch him! (Cat tries to hide behind Sinjin)

[Lane, who enters the hall, stops Jade and Cat runs to Beck and André]

HIDE ME!

COME HERE!

What do you... Stop! Jade, stop. Relax.(Catchs her and holds her)

What was that about?

Why are you so mad at Cat?

[reveals herself that her eyebrows have been shaved off] Don't... say... a word.

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