You guys. You guys, have either of you seen Jade?
No, why, what's up with Jade?
We were hanging out together last night and she asked me to do her eyebrows.
Make them look neater and nicer. Girls do that. We groom each other like monkeys.
So, why is Jade trying to kill you?
[screams] WHERE IS SHE?! [Cat screams and Jade runs after her] [Sinjin plays his saxophone in a fast tempo to fit in with the chase] Stop her! Somebody stop Cat right now!
No! Come here! Stop. Come here!
Don't touch him! (Cat tries to hide behind Sinjin)
[Lane, who enters the hall, stops Jade and Cat runs to Beck and André]
What do you... Stop! Jade, stop. Relax.(Catchs her and holds her)
Why are you so mad at Cat?
[reveals herself that her eyebrows have been shaved off] Don't... say... a word.
Um... I think you look nice with no eyebrows.
[Jade glares at him]
Jade, I just wanna say... I really appreciate you having lunch with us, and thank you, André and Beck, for handcuffing Jade to the table.
[Jade tries to attack Cat, but she's still handcuffed to the table]
I still don't get how this happened.
Well, Jade asked me to make her eyebrows look nice. So I tried to wax them, but when I took the wax strips off, there was... Um... a problem.
No, they're not. I told you, they're right here! (holds up the wax strips with Jade's eyebrows on them)
Jade, whoa whoa. Watch it.
Don't do that. What are you... stop it.
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I'm not crazy! There IS a PONNIE!!!
No, she didn't get expelled from Hollywood Arts to make room here for you.
Then why did she get kicked out?
She's crazy. A loony-bat. She stole things... Carried weird stuff in her backpack... Called everyone Debbie. A real nut case.
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Lick my loafers, Debbie.
[after Jade shaved all of her hair] I fell asleep during study hall. Jade found me.
Aw, don't be sad, little one. I think your head looks great like that.
Excuse me, what's your name?
Yeah, sure. Linda the liar, that is Ponnie.
You said Ponnie had brown hair.
She's in disguise... [whispers loudly] ...That's Ponnie in disguise!
Uh, okay you guys go do whatever...and I'm gonna have a chat with "Linda".
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