Victorious quotes

Cat

No! There were supposed to be two packages!

I only got one.

Cat

It was supposed to get here on-- [notices someone is shooting her] Hey, why are you shooting this?! Who are you with?

Robarazzi.

Cat

[frustrated] Ugh! [drops the package on the floor and walks off. Then it goes to the people in Robbie's office, where he is writing "Cat: Sky Store" on his board]

Robbie

Girl's got a problem.

No doubt.

Robbie

And uh, I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say that's PROBABLY NOT her natural hair color.

Jade

Beck and I...are NOT splitsville!

Beck

Well...

Jade

Is there something you wanna talk about?!

Beck

Kidding!

Tori

Oh, and uh, don't eat the snow unless you wanna bleed internally. [pats him on the back]

Robbie

Okay... [she walks off] She's so cute...

Girl like that wants a man, not a boy.

Robbie

I'll get there!

Beck

...You juiced my pizza.

Cat

Why chew what you can drink?

Tori

[when Jade calls her on her phone] Who are you, and why is your number blocked?

Robbie

Unbelievable! You guys have no idea how upset I am about...it snowed? In Los Angeles?!

I told you Global Warming was bogus!

Robbie

Stop watching Fox News!

No! It's fair and balanced.

Beck

Come on! Let's just go, it'll be fun.

Jade

No...

Beck

Why not?

Jade

'Cause, I didn't shower this morning and I had tuna fish for lunch, and I-- [stops and looks behind her to see the recorder] There's a dude in the back seat! [the recorder starts to flee from them]

Beck

What the-- hey man, what are you-- What are you doing?! This is MY car! Are you out of your mind?! I--

Jade

[at the same time] Get out! What's wrong with you?! Yeah, you better run or I'm gonna kill you! Can you believe this? [Tori angrily shuts her laptop]

Cat

Hey Sinjin.

Sinjin

Yeah?

Cat

Do you have a girlfriend?

Sinjin

No.

Cat

You have a credit card?

Sinjin

Yeah...

Cat

[puts her hand on Sinjin's arm] Why don't you call me sometime?

Sinjin

Really?

Cat

Mm-hmm.

Sinjin

Okay. I'll go buy a phone!

Cat

Oh, my god! A litter box that plays classical music!

Tori

Oh, my God. [she fans herself with her hand] I am so...hot.

Ain't that the truth.

Tori

[feels Jade’s arm] You're not sweaty?

Jade

Sweating is gross, so I don't do it.

Tori

Everyone sweats.

Not Jade.

Robbie

Jade never sweats.

Tori

So what are you? Like, cold blooded?

Jade? Cold blooded? What a surprise.

[laugh]

Jade

[grabs a tube of sunscreen and squirts Rex in the face]

Ah! That witch got sunscreen in my eyes. Help me Rob.

Cat

Is it true that sweat and pee are, like, "cousins"?

André

...What now?

Robbie

It's up to 106 in The Valley.

Beck

Man, how long's this heat wave gonna last?

Tori

They say until Tuesday.

Cat

Why would they say that?

Tori

Hey...hey, Sinjin. He's face down in the kiddie pool.

Jade

...Yep.

André

(checks his phone) It's cool; he's still got two minutes left. (Tori and Robbie hurry over to the kiddie pool)

Tori

(turns Sinjinn over) Are you okay? (he gargles)

Robbie

Maybe you should give him mouth to mouth? (Sinjin gargles again)

Tori

...Nah, he's alright. (she flees)

Cat

(runs out of trailer) Gotta pee, gotta pee, gotta pee, gotta pee, gotta pee...

Beck

Hurry back.

Cat

(in the distance) Kay-kay!

Jade

She has the bladder of a squirrel.

Andre

Alright. It's starting to get hot in here.

Tori

Yeah. Let's go.

Robbie

Let's hit that beach!

Beck

This way, people. (Beck pushes the door, but it won't open)

Jade

What's wrong?

Beck

I don't know. The door won't open. (Beck pushes the door again, but it won't open. The scene cuts outside. It turns out that another giant RV is parked right next to theirs.)