(while trapped) Where is Cat?
She's been gone for over 20 minutes.
The girl only weighs 90 pounds. How much pee can she hold?
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[to Jade] Does it worry you that you never sweat?
No.
Well, what if, one day, all your sweat like, builds up inside, and you just explode?
...I would love that.
That's it, I'm calling her. What's Cat's number?
I already tried.
No signal.
Oh man, I told y'all not to get F-Mobile.
Well, where's your phone?
I left it in my pants, and my grandma washed it. All my contacts, gone.
(Beck is still trying to push the door)
Just open it!
Something's blocking the door. (Tori looks through the window)
Oh, man. Some idiot parked a huge RV right next to us.
Whatever. Let's just go out the back door.
There is no back door.
Well, that's stupid.
I'm getting very hot now.
Would somebody open the window?
The windows are bulletproof. They don't open.
RRex
Oh, thanks a lot, Fat Biscuit.
What?
RRex
I meant the rapper from whom Beck's daddy purchased this vehicle.
I'm getting hotter.
Just push on the door.
I can't push a 7000-pound RV out of the way.
Then push harder! (they start to argue)
All right! Let's not bug out. (the argument stops)
Dude, no one knows we're trapped in this toaster oven.
Cat just went to the bathroom. She's gonna be back in a few minutes, then she can start becks truck and then pull us forward so we can get out.
RRex
Good point.
Okay. (they sit on the sofa to wait for Cat)
(the gang start to use Tori's very small fan)
At least it oscillates.
Um. I'm still not happy.
I'm so hot.
Where could Cat be?
I hope she's okay.
(the gang are still using Tori's little fan)
(the fan starts to slow down) Uh oh. Uh oh.
It's slowing down. (the fan stops and everyone groans)
NOOOO!!!!!! (Robbie grabs the fan) Come on, fan. Work.
Robbie.
Work!
Robbie.
Spin!
Stop.
No, we gotta make it work.
Robbie. Robbie. Stop it.
No, I need it! I need it!
The batteries are dead. Robbie, stop.
Oscillate! Spin!
(shakes Robbie) IT'S OVER! (Robbie gets up, yelling indistinctly and then buries his head in the pillow while screaming)
I'm feeling extremely hot now.
We got to get out of this stupid RV. (Beck looks at her) Yeah, offense.
We, at least, have to find something to drink.
(being sprayed by water guns) It's so cold! It's so cold!
(scene cuts to the RV, where Tori is on the floor and raises her head)
It's so hot!
BBoy
You spun a beautiful pot.
You helped me spin it.
BBoy
(suggestively) Later we'll glaze it.
...Thank you.
You know, for so many years I prayed every night to be hotter. (pauses; indicates the 107-degree heat in the RV)...THIS isn't what I meant!
[notices Trina with her head down her bag] Trina? What are you doing?
What do you mean?
Why was your head in your bag?
It's c..cool in there.
I heard you swallow. Give me the bag.
No.
Give me the bag, Trina! Give me the bag!
NOOOOOOOO! [they wrestle with the bag, while everyone looks at them. Tori takes the bag and discovers a bottle of water in there; much to everyone's outrage]
Water. Trina has water.
Give it back!
You had water...THIS ENTIRE TIME...and you didn't share it with the rest of us?
If I shared it, I wouldn't have had as much for me.
(sweating) Okay. Okay. Something's dripping on me. Something's dripping on me.
(goes to Jade) Not-not-nothing's dripping.
Yes. Look on my arm. See? (holds her forehead) And on my forehead. What's going on? What's happening?!
You're sweating.
No! No, I'm not. I don't sweat. I'm not sweating.
Okay.
No! (Beck holds her arms)
Look at me!
No!
Look at me!
WHAT?
You're sweating. (Jade squeals and falls on the floor)
We've gotta get outta here.
Yeah. Thank you, Catherine Obvious.
What?
I said thank you, Catherine Obvious.
(still crying) Did she say "Catherine" Obvious?
It's Captain Obvious.
What?
The expression is "Thank You, Captain Obvious".
It's not Catherine?
No.
Who would Catherine be?
Catherine could be a captain.
[annoyed] These fish mock me.
How dare they swim around, enjoying that filthy water.
I'm gonna drink that filthy water. [the others try to talk him out of it] What choice do I have?!
It's his call.
[Robbie dips his head into the fish tank and gulps some water. After a few seconds, he takes his glasses out of the fish tank.]
Well?
[Robbie grabs Trina's bag and vomits in it, as she pokes at him.]
That's my bag.
[after he is done vomiting] ...Don't drink the fish water. [throws bag at Trina]
Well, can we at least turn on the air conditioning?
The AC doesn't work unless the truck is running.
Then go start the truck.
I can't get out.
Ohhhhh, why did you invite me here?
We didn't.
You invited yourself.
No one likes you!
I'm feeling very hot now.
(looks at the thermometer) Guys, It's 102° in here. (everyone groans)
I need a cold drink.
(stands up) Me too.
Where are they?
In the truck.
What are we gonna do?
CCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT! [everybody joins Tori] CAT! CAT! CAT! CAT! CAT! CAT! CAT! CAT! CAT! CAT!
[on the ground] Okay...it's official. I have achieved maximum hot-itude.
[after everyone is free from the RV and happily reunites with Cat]
Wow, you guys really missed me. ...Ew, Jade, you're all sweaty.
Never speak of it!
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