Victorious quotes

Tori

[reading and holding a script] I don't know.

Robbie

[reading and holding a script] Oh come on!

Tori

Why are you in love with me?

Robbie

Because you're beautiful. Look at your face in the moonlight.

Tori

I can't.

Robbie

You can.

Tori

No, a person can't look at their own face. It's impossible.

Robbie

Then marry me and I'll buy you a thousand mirrors.

Tori

But that's so many!

Robbie

My father is a billionaire. I can give you everything you ever wanted. And I'm very good looking.

Tori

Eh.

Robbie

Think.

And lights. Go.

Tori

[turns to Beck] I don't know.

Beck

It's okay that you don't know.

Tori

But you deserve an answer.

Beck

I can wait. For you, I can wait a thousand years.

Tori

But that's so many!

Jade

[holding a book and texting]

Beck

I know I'm poor. I know that I don't have that much to offer but I do love you.

Tori

[turns away] Because I'm beautiful?

Beck

I don't love you because you're beautiful. [touches Tori's shoulder]

Tori

[turns around]

Beck

You're beautiful because I love you.

Tori

Whoa.

Jade

[rolls her eyes]

Jade

What up with the disco?!

Sinjin

I'm sorry! I hit the wrong thing!

Jade

NO! 15 YEARS AGO, YOUR MOTHER GAVE BIRTH TO THE WRONG THING!!

Never send Cat and Trina to do ANYTHING!!! MOOD = Desperate

Jade

WILL YOU KILL THE DISCO?!!

Sinjin

NO-ONE can kill disco!

Cat

Oh, punch buggy blue! [punches Trina's arm]

Trina

Dude! [punches Cat's arm]

Cat

Ow! [other car honks]

Trina

[honks back] SHUT UP!

Tori

Listen to me. If you 2 morons aren't back here before the play starts and I have to go on stage looking like a zombie, I'm gonna punch both your buggies! Do you- !? [Marty shows up near her] I love you too, grandma, thanks for the quilt. [hangs up]

Trina

Quilt? [other car honks] SHUT UP!!! [honks back]

Tori

[very fast] Well did you TELL HIM that I'm starring in a big play tomorrow night that was written by Sofia Michelle and that Sofia Michelle is gonna BE THERE and that I'm supposed to be beautiful and not look like a walking dead person who wants to eat people's BRAINS?!

Tori

[answers the door frustrated] WHAT?! [two Sunshine Girls scream and run off] Wait! I want cookies!

I just made 2 little girls scream and run away with their cookies. MOOD = Bummed

Cat

Hey, Andre.

André

Whassup, little red?

Cat

What's THAT supposed to mean?!

André

Uh, I dunno. Little red. You're little and you got red hair.

Cat

Oh, that's so creative! Do Tori now.

You know I FLAUNT ya, 'cause girl I really WANT ya!

Trina

And you lookin' NICE.

Cat

Got me cooler than a bag of ICE.

Now, FREEZE, freeze! ...Now go.

Trina

Drop it fast, then move it real slow.

[they point at each other] Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, WHAT?

Trina

You smell so FRUITY... [Cat says nothing] Sing the next line!

Cat

I can't.

Trina

Why not?

Cat

It's dirty.

Alright, congratulations, everyone. Now before we go, just a couple of-- [the disco music turns on, and Sinjin is looking at them from the control floor]

Sinjin

Don't fight it! [Tori and the rest of the group look with a "whatever" face and start dancing]

Cat

...Don't you guys wanna know what that is?

Jade

Is it a transporter from the future that can beam you to another table, because if it is, what button do I push?

Cat

That's so hurtful! [sits down next to Tori]

Tori

You know, you don't always have to be mean to everyone.

Cat

See? Tori's interested in my device!

Tori

I'm really not...

André

[puts his hand on Cat's shoulder] Aw, c'mon, little red, tell us about your doohicky.

Cat

Okay. It's called...the Snowbee! Watch. [presses a button, causing fake snow to fly all over the gang and their food] Wheee! [puts her hands up. Jade presses a button to shut it off] It makes pretend snow!

André

I see that.

Beck

It's all over my tostada.

Tori

And my pizza.

Cat

Well, don't eat it!

Jade

Why?

Cat

Because, it says the fake snow is toxic and can cause abdominal bleeding.

Robbie

The seniors... the ones who run TheSlap...

Cat

Dot com?

Robbie

No, dot gov. YES, DOT COM!

Robbie

Do you guys think that my blog on TheSlap is boring?

Beck

Hey, look, it's that guy over there!

Cat

It IS that guy!

André

Wait up, guy! [everyone walks out from the table except Tori and Robbie]

Jade

There is no guy.

Tori

He's a dead man!

Jade

Beck and I aren't splitting up!

Beck

Well...

Jade

Dude!

Beck

Kidding!

Andre

I use an appropriate amount of ketchup!

Tori

Let's go face this right now! (they all walk out, leaving Cat with her catalog) Cat, are you coming?

Cat

Oh, my god! Underwear that floats!

Beck

Um, do you think maybe you're buying...you know, too many things from Sky Store?

Cat

No! [starts to walk away but turns back] ...Oh, hey, can I borrow some money for lunch?

Beck

Uh, yeah. How much? [takes out his wallet]

Cat

49.95 plus shipping. [Beck looks at her confused]