I just want to get to a place with you where we can be really... intimate.
That's what the female praying mantis says before she bites the male's head off.
S3Poughkeepsie, Tramps and Thieves
S3There's Got to Be a Morning After Pill
Jeans, bold choice. Hope the maitre'd is fashion forward.
Did you and Madison have sex over winter break?
[Logan looks at Veronica and doesn't respond]
I asked you point blank--
And I lied. Point blank. It wasn't information that you had a right to know. I knew you wouldn't be able to deal with the Madison thing.
Which 'thing' are you talking about? The 'she roofied me thing' or the thing 'when I stumbled to my car in the morning wondering where my virginity was and she had written slut on my windshield'? Was that what you thought I couldn't deal with? I am so genuinely sick right now. If I could've eaten anything today I'd be throwing up all over your floor.
We were broken up at the time.
You know how I feel about her! There is no way that at some point while it was happening you weren't thinking about how much I'd hate you being with her.
It wasn't like that.
No? Do you want another variation cause I have a million sickening scenarios running on a loop right now.
I wasn't trying to hurt you.
Oh no. Really? Imagine if you tried.
What do you want me to do? What can I do?
Make it not true. Get it out of my head and never let me think about it again. Cause unless you can do that, this is something I'm never getting past.
RCRev. Capistrano
Try to be forgiving. It's the only way. Anger will tear you down. It'll make you less of the person that you want to be. And it will tear apart your soul. The Bible teaches us that he who is slow to anger is better than the mighty, and he who rules his spirit can capture a city. He who is slow to anger has great understanding, but he who is quick-tempered exalts folly.
I can't believe these people. They sit up in a building with their telephoto lens and take pictures of people in their most private, personal moments. That's disgusting.
Ah, honey, that's how we pay the rent.
S3Postgame Mortem
NFNote from Keith
"If you've eaten any of this breakfast, you now owe me. Invoices have to go out today. See you at the office."
And I always fall for it.
So, in other news, I met this girl a couple weeks ago at a party. Hot! Like, volcanic hot. Like, I might have to use an oven mitt to feel her up. Blink if you understand. She's coming here tonight, and she's bringing her sister, who, I might add, she described as practically her twin. By the way, I did a little research on pathetic sad sackery, and "hot sister" is the recommended treatment.
No, thanks.
You sure? We're thinking about going to the swim team's beach blanket blow-out. You can wear your t-shirt that says, "I'd rather be home crying."
Dude, you're not helping.
I'm aware of that.
I live here, too, you know. This is my home. People walk in, they don't think, "this little clean area is Dick's, and the hidden bottles of urine are Logan's." They think "Silence of the Lambs basement," and their desire to get naked near me takes a nose dive. You're lucky you're rich. This would be completely disgusting.
Hey, Weevil, I'm trying to have a word with whoever's running the PCHers these days, and I was hoping you might be able to hook me up.
Sure thing. Let me just call my parole officer and give him a heads-up I'll be cavorting with known criminals.
I don't know what to say. Gang kids are usually quite punctual.
It's all right. Part of me actually hopes they don't show.
Veronica Mars, scared of a few bikers? Not even a quarter college-educated and already you're square as—
It's not the bikers, per se. It's more what they represent.
I rest my case.
If they show, they probably didn't do it, which would look not so good for Josh. If they don't show, there's a good chance they did it.
Maybe they're here to confess.
S3Mars, Bars
I need to see the sheriff.
DSDeputy Sachs
I don't know, Keith. He looks kind of busy.
Well, that's something I gotta see.
Actually, that's just why I'm in jail: To avoid Valentines Day.
Hey. Uh, Veronica asked me to bring you this.
Performing a favor from a jail cell? The girl has serious friendship skills.
Who wants out of jail?
I do! I do!
SLSheriff Lamb
I know you from somewhere.
Yeah, you told me to go see the Wizard and ask him for some guts.
SLSheriff Lamb
Well, did you?
Yeah. [smirks] He said to let you know that you're the only sheriff in America that he considers a true Friend of Dorothy.
Honey...why is there a pistol in the freezer?
Because there's this guy, see, and I want to put him on ice. Because revenge is a dish best served cold. Because I want to commit murder in the 28th degree?
Stop.
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