[Deputy Sachs checks Sheriff Lamb, who lies bleeding from a beating by a fugitive.]
SLSheriff Lamb
I... smell... bread.
S3Mars, Bars
S3Papa's Cabin
[Veronica catches Tim breaking into Mars Investigations.]
What the hell are you doing?
TTim
I...uh...I'm...
Formulating a lie, realizing it's futile, begrudgingly telling the truth?
TTim
I'm trying to help Landry, okay? He gave your father the bug that someone planted in his phone. I'm hoping it will lead to Mindy.
How is it going to lead to Mindy?
TTim
I don't know. Serial numbers?
They don't have serial numbers.
TTim
Well, I didn't know. There's got to be a way. How would you do it?
[annoyed] Hmmm...well, first, I'd break into someone's office, act really weasly, and then ask their advice.
[In the cafeteria, Veronica looks bemused as Wallace reports on Logan and Parker's lunchtime tête-à-tête.]
What?
I'm just trying to figure out which Gilmore girl you are.
If you're wondering where I am, I'm hanging out outside a convenience store, eating corn nuts and watching strippers.
Are you doing drugs?
No.
Good.
[Veronica finds Tim checking a computer with gloved hands.]
Nice gloves. You heading to the parlor to strangle Colonel Mustard after this?
TTim:
We're breaking and entering. I can't leave prints.
Use your sleeve! It's less creepy.
Mars!
We're on a last name basis now? We've skipped right over androgynous nicknames.
I tried calling you "Chuckles", but it didn't stick.
Man, you get everyone to confess.
I think it's the uniform. Do you have anything to confess?
Yes. You embarrass me.
S3Un-American Graffiti
8 a.m. - shouldn't you be in a wet suit somewhere?
Early Poli. Sci.
And you're actually going?
Yeah, I even bought this amazing pen that accents text in neon colors.
Ah, a highlighter.
Lots of advancements since the last time I buckled down.
What about you?
"Violence in early adolescence."
Need me to autograph your textbook?
Thanks, but...
Hey, by the way, I am throwing I birthday party for Parker this weekend. I've been studying up too. I watched My Super Sweet Sixteen. That reminds me, do you know where I can get about a dozen eunuchs?
Not offhand, but I could make some calls.
Hello, Stosh. What do you say we head out, have a few beers?
That's one of those trick questions, isn't it?
I got some new IDs for you. Wallace. [hands Wallace and Piz their new IDs]
This picture is Jon Bon Jovi.
Yes. It is.
Biggie Smalls? We don't really all look alike, Mr. Mars.
I know that, Wallace. Now, let's go out and get our drink on.
Nothing says "I'm over you" like dating down.
[Max and Mac are laughing and hitting it off]
Okay, seriously, did my friends hire you?
S3Debasement Tapes
So...Piz didn't say anything about the whole party...thing?
Like how you two made out in the hall and then you took off? Why? Is he calling you all the time?
He called once. The day after. But...how would you interpret his mood?
You want me to have this talk? Am I a twelve year old girl?
No...but you're drinking Fresca and watching Joan Crawford movies.
Is the eggplant good?
SSSpaghetti Server
It's okay.
How about that stuff?
SSSpaghetti Server
It's good.
It's probably horrible for you, right? I'll stay with the eggplant. No, wait - what do you think? [pause] I need to see a psychiatrist.
I was thinking more an English professor. What we're dealing with her is an absurd level of symbolism. [to server] Two lasagnas.
SSSpaghetti Server
Okay.
Symbolism?
I mean, the Bronson Parmigiana is good for me, but, ooh! The Maxuccine looks awfully tempting.
It's not my fault Max won't stop calling. Like you should talk.
Me? I'm not ordering good boy while wishing I ordered bad boy.
No, you gave up bad boy, but keep asking for samples of good boy.
No, I - wait, what?
Okay, if Logan is the fettucine... [cellphone rings]
It's the eggplant.
DFDesmond Fellows
[to Veronica] Anyone ever tell you, you look like a feisty young Barbara Eden?
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