Mr. Wu quotes from Veronica Mars

Homecoming season is upon us...

Veronica

Much like the plague.

Logan

Mr. Wu must really like his egg-drop soup.

Dick

Uh, does this assignment come with [Chinese accent] pot stickah?

Students! This experiment is a major test grade. For some of you, [looking at Dick] it means passing this class or not.

Dick

[to Logan] Dude, is Mr. Wu hitting on me?

Okay, people, that does it. I'm assigning your partners alphabetically. Dick, I think it's a bad idea for you and Mr. Echolls to be working together.

Dick

So bad, it's good?

No.

Dick

[to Logan] God, I don't know how I'm gonna quit you. Shh! It's not me, it's Wu.

Veronica

Peter was gearing up for what he called the "outing of all outings." I was wondering if he was pulling his favorite teacher out of the closet.

[sighs] Veronica, I think when you get out in the world a little more, you'll discover that not all well-dressed, articulate, detail-oriented men are gay. Many of them are just... Asian.