Did you watch House of Wax again? You know that Hilton girl gives you nightmares.
“I Am God” · Season 2
In this episode: Veronica Mars (3), Logan Echolls (3), Keith Mars (2), Mr. Wu (2), Dick Casablancas (1), Van Clemmons (1)
[Veronica walks up behind Logan and knees him in the back of his leg.]
Yep, I have no idea what compelled me to do that.
Is it because you're five?
I'm a little punchy. I haven't been sleeping.
Thoughts of me? Hey, I get it. Sometimes I'm up all night, just thinkin' about myself.
Remind me: why did we break up?
Well, you thought the other guy had greener grass. Or was it something about me being too much man? No, wait. It was you - you were too much man.
Mr. Wu must really like his egg-drop soup.
Uh, does this assignment come with [Chinese accent] pot stickah?
Students! This experiment is a major test grade. For some of you, [looking at Dick] it means passing this class or not.
[to Logan] Dude, is Mr. Wu hitting on me?
Okay, people, that does it. I'm assigning your partners alphabetically. Dick, I think it's a bad idea for you and Mr. Echolls to be working together.
So bad, it's good?
No.
[to Logan] God, I don't know how I'm gonna quit you. Shh! It's not me, it's Wu.
My coat?
Right. It's in the closet.
[opens the door and sees Veronica hiding inside] Yup. That's mine, all right.
Peter was gearing up for what he called the "outing of all outings." I was wondering if he was pulling his favorite teacher out of the closet.
[sighs] Veronica, I think when you get out in the world a little more, you'll discover that not all well-dressed, articulate, detail-oriented men are gay. Many of them are just... Asian.
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