Narrator quotes from VeggieTales

Some matches are made in phosphorus factories, while others are made in heaven. Either way, it all starts with a little chemistry.

[while Daniel is praying] And so the next day, just like every other day, Daniel prayed and thanked God for the sunshine and for all his friends. He also thanked God for giving him the courage to do what was right, even when he knew it could get him in trouble.

[opens one eye] Did you say "trouble"?

Ah-ha!

Your highness, someone is plotting against my family. Tomorrow, my people and I will be banished to the Island of Perpetual Tickling!

What? Banish my queen? Who would dare?

[angrily; turns to Haman] It's Haman!

Is this true?

I don't know what she's talking about. She's crazy!

It is true!

Can you prove this charge?

I'm telling you, she's making it up!

Wait a minute, that's Mordecai. I just gave him a parade!

Mordecai is my cousin. His family is MY family!

[angrily] You had me banish the man who saved my life and my own queen?!

For your punishment Haman, you are to be sent to The Island of Perpetual Tickling, along with anyone else who dares scheme against my queen and her family!

NOOOOOOO!!!! [The Grim Tickler tickles Haman with his feather and Haman laughs as he is tickled out the door, just like with the Peaoni Brothers.] Oh no, ple-he-he-ase stop it! Please sto-ha-ha-hap! Ha-ha, you're killing me, ha! Ha-ha-pretty please?

So Haman got what was coming to him, and then some. And Mordecai, this is my favorite part, (Markus gives Mordecai a paper) he got Haman's old job. The number two guy in the whole kingdom! Not bad.

And now it's time for Silly Songs with Larry, the part of the show where Larry comes out and sings-

Archibald

Just a moment! Wait! Stop talking! [Archibald runs out on stage as a bear-trapped Larry stands and watches] Excuse me, I have an announcement. Ahem... Because of the high standard we on this show strive to adhere to, and as a result of the disastrous outcome of the previous Silly Song, management has decided to review compositions from other performers for this segment. Several artists were screened and we chose one based on the applicant's sense of artistry and all-around proprietary. Thank you.

Larry

So what are you saying?

Archibald

I'm saying that Silly Songs is cancelled until further notice.

Larry

[blinks in disbelief] Oh yeah?! Well, how'm I supposed to get out of this bear trap?

Archibald

I'm sure you'll figure something out.

And now it's time for Love Songs with Mr. Lunt, the part of the show where Mr. Lunt comes out and sings a love song.