Rumor Weed quotes from VeggieTales

[sings] I'm a rumor weed! I'm a rumor weed! A tiny little story is all I need to make a big mess! I'm a rumor weed!

Larry

[he sees the Weed on the flowerbed] Hey! You're a weed!

That's right, but did you hear about Alfred?

Larry

Oh, Alfred's gonna be mad! He hates weeds in his flowerbed!

Yeah, but, did you hear about Alfred?

Larry

You better get out of here, before Alfred comes back!

You're not listening to me! Did you hear... Ugh.

[off-screen] Master Larry! It's the Mayor! She says it's urgent!

Larry

I'll be right there! [to The Weed] I gotta go. Hold that thought. [hops back into the mansion, barges in] Alfred, there's a huge weed on your flower bed! I told it to leave.

Oh, dear. Well, wait til you hear what the Mayor has to say.

I'm warning you! I'm a super--! [gets thrown against the wall] --hero.

Face it! You can't stop this weed; thanks to your friends out there, I'm getting bigger by the minute! HahahahahaMWAHAHAHA!

Soooo, did you hear the one about Alfred?

Wha-?