Minna Häkkinen quotes from Veep

Gary

I'm the VP's bag-man. Which I believe in Finland you say kassi?

Minna Häkkinen

Excuse me?

Gary

I'm a kassi.

Minna Häkkinen

Where did you get this translation from?

Gary

I have a Finnish friend in D.C. who works in the embassy and she gave me a lesson before I came.

You see, "kassi" is "bag", but it's not, uh, "bag-man". It's a— a man-bag you know? [makes a cupping gesture with his hand]

Minna Häkkinen

It is a container. It is a testicle container.

Minna Häkkinen

I'm sorry to say, in your country you have too many guns.

Selina

Way too many. But I think we have a little problem, and it's called the Second Amendment. People think it's their birthright, you see.

Minna Häkkinen

To give guns to babies?

Selina

Well, only in Arizona.

Minna Häkkinen

I would like you to understand that in my country, politics is a lot more honest.

Selina

In your country, people fuck snow. And I hope you understand that I say that with the utmost respect.

Minna Häkkinen

Nikolai Genidze is the only hope for the Georgian people. He has the soul of a poet.

Selina

Yeah, well, that and a car with a sunroof could have bought you my virginity in '83.

Selina

You're just in the middle of what we Americans call a...

Minna Häkkinen

Difficult situation.

Selina

...fuck-fog.