Doyle quotes from Veep

Kent

We're all on the same team here.

Furlong

Right, team Fuck Up. Yeah, I've got my membership card here, somewhere, I can't find it.

Kent

You need to look at the bigger picture!

Oh, I've seen the bigger picture! It show's POTUS lying to the American people! I'm telling you, this is not just a crisis, this is at least ten years of Oliver Stone movies!

Furlong

Yeah, and not the good ones. Not Platoon.

I mean, what the fuck is wrong with you, Kent?! Seriously, when you pull the pin out, you're supposed to throw the grenade away. You don't stick it up your own fricking ass!

Ben

That I'd like to see.

Amy

Jesus, that is a wicked twitch!

I can't watch this.

Furlong

Neither can she 'cause her fucking eyes don't work!

I think I've endorsed a Nazi!

Furlong

It'd explain the Hitler haircut!

Now Maddox's daughter's gonna give him the bad news!

Furlong

"Daddy, you fucking blew it!"

"Daddy, I've never been less proud of you!"

We're backing Professor Nikolai Genidze. He's a new voice for democracy in the region and would be a major victory for the Doyle Doctrine.

Selina

You have a doctrine now? What is it, "Boners are rare, don't waste them"?

Hey, did you think of that while you were walking on the beach with a metal detector, or however you fill your empty days?

Selina

That's nice.