We shall overcome, girlfriend.
You did not just say that.
S1 E18Don't Ask, Don't Tell
[to Wilhelmina] You are evil. I'm SO going as you for Halloween.
Claire [to Wilhelmina]: I'm not fooled by your collagen smile and your plastic ass.
S1 E19Punch Out
Amanda Nick left. He said something about cheerleading finals and cocaine.
QCQuincy Combs
Just admiring the inner sanctum of the feckless prince. As the empire dissolves even the cushions on the bone white chaise sags with defeat. Oh my, you are feisty!
And I bite, too!
QCQuincy Combs
Do not underestimate me. You may be the beast that guards the gates, but I've taken down kings, presidents, the electric car. Daniel Meade does not stand a chance against me!
[about her hemline] Higher... I said higher!
Any higher and I'll be giving you a pelvic exam!
Ow! Well, fill my bucket with nothing but thighs!
Relax, Colonel. We all know you prefer nuggets.
Honey, you must think you the only chip in the bag!
Let's put it this way. If my father were drowning, I would pull up a lawn chair and watch.
S1 E20Petra-Gate
A job isn't about friends. It's about making money... and stealing office supplies. By the way, we're out of coffee filters.
That's great. We need a party. We'll have a theme: crossing the border. We'll have a big fence in the door and make everyone climb over it.
Rodrigo [Alexis]: You're international, like the House of Pancakes.
He asked me to dinner.
And you said?
No.
Alexis, why?
Because it's dinner and that means sex. I know that. I used to be a guy.
And what's wrong with sex?
Well I haven't... it's... I haven't exactly... ever since I... I haven't...
Taken the new car out for a test drive?
That's one way to put it.
Alexis, what are you waiting for? Sooner or later someone is going to have to put the key in the ignition.
I can't believe Alexis is doing this to Daniel. They're family. Even Erica Kane forgave her daughter Kendall when she slept with her fourth husband... All My Children. It's just something I know.
S1 E21Secretaries' Day
When I was a little girl, I hated getting my allergy shot. So I used to grab onto this tree outside my house and wrap my legs around it so tight no one could pull me off. These are thighs of steel!
Please, this is cake. How many rehabs have I been through? At least here you can score a decent glass of toilet wine.
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