Wilhemina [to a taxi driver]: What'd you drive in the old country -- a goat?
TDTaxi Driver
I do not have to drive nasty person.
Fine, leave him [Marc] here.
TDTaxi Driver
No, YOU. OUT!
S1 E9Lose the Boss
Wilhelmina Do you have any money?
I only have $17 in my account. We could go to the bank, but it would just be a social call.
Betty And for your information, that cover you shot with Courtney Love coming out of rehab in a wheelbarrow full of pills was our lowest-selling issue in 17 years!
S1 E10Fake Plastic Snow
[Betty will be leaving Mode.]
Would it be okay to have a goodbye party and not invite her?
[to Betty] Guess I'll be on top of you the next couple of days... party-wise.
[telling Santa what she wants for Christmas] A heart for Wilhelmina, courage for Marc and a brain for Amanda.
You did run over her tree. And Christmas is a time of love and forgiveness.
Grow up, Tiny Tim.
[leaving a voicemail for Sofia] I have something to tell you... you do take my breath away. You make my heart beat faster. You make my palms sweat... but that doesn't mean I don't love you: it means I do. Sometimes your heart knows things your mind can't explain, and my heart doesn't race for anyone else. I love you, Sofia... This is Daniel, by the way.
S1 E11Swag
Apparently my credit rating is lower than that of most convicted felons.
[Walter, caught stalking Betty at the drugstore, takes something from a shelf.]
What? I'm shopping.
Walter, you do not have a feminine itch!
WWilhemina
[about Daniel] For his 28th birthday, he tried to buy an island. And Jennifer Lopez.
[looking at Betty's handbag]: Does it come with a mule?
Marc [looking at Betty with a Gucci handbag]: "Eww... it's touching polyester!
S1 E12Sofia's Choice
WWilhemina
Ted took me to a mall. I shopped next to fat people!
Hunter, do you have a girlfriend?
Hunter I have girlfriends, boyfriends, all sorts of things!
Um, so you mean you're bisexual?
HHunter
That's right, babe. If you buy, I'm sexual.
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