My name is Constance, not "lady."
I was giving you the benefit of the doubt.
S1 E12Sofia's Choice
Betty It's great to work with people who actually eat.
Christina [about a patron at a strip club]: That woman is about to marry some fat, bald, pasty-looking dentist. This is her last supper. She is cashing out!
S1 E13In or Out
By the way, when we move into Daniels office I'm not sitting on Betty's old chair... 'cause this bum don't slum.
Um, that's not what I've heard.
Where's my desk, Amanda? Did you put it back in the men's room again?
FTFashion TV reporter
"And speaking of disasters... it's time for our daily dose of Daniel. There's been no sign of the recently dumped boytoy, but rumor has it that he's in Brazil licking his wounds... and anything else that walks by.
Marc [about Betty]: Lets hit her with a stick and watch how much candy falls out.
It looks like that skiing accident has done you a world of good... Alex Meade.
Alexis, darling. It's Alexis now.
S1 E14I'm Coming Out
BBecks
There weren't any hotties in Africa. I mean, they're thin -- but it's sick thin, not hot thin.
Fabia I love your assistant. I have the same one in beige.
Amanda [to Marc]: You booking a cruise? You can't afford to book a cruise to the bathroom on the 17th floor.
Daniel Betty's a great girl.
BBecks
Maybe after a half dozen shots.
WWilhlemina
Marc! I need your eyes! You must be my seeing-eye gay!
S1 E15Brothers
When the paparazzi are stalking accountants, you know it's bad.
I know. They were following me, too. And one of them thought my glasses and nose were a disguise.
It's ridiculous. One DUI, you OD a couple of times, show up naked at a garden party, and suddenly everyone treats you like a child.
Daniel just wanted to make sure you wouldn't hurt yourself.
[takes a perfume bottle from Betty] If I wanted to drink this, what could you do to stop me? [Betty knocks the bottle from Claire's hand] Not bad.
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