I don't wanna be the rebound guy. I wanna be the guy.
S2 E17"The Kids Are Alright"
You frenched me Suarez. You frenched me good.
I did not french you!
[Betty walks away. Gio follows her, pretending to chaperone the dance.]
Gio, I have an article that I need to write. So please stop distracting me.
What? I'm chaperoning here.
And who calls it "frenching"?
S3 E2Filing for the Enemy
Look at us—two women of color out for a fancy lunch on the town. Isn't this fun, girlfriend?
[chuckles nervously] I guess.
And that blouse is heaven. Where did you get it? I love it.
Okay, no, you don't.
No, I don't. It's hideous, like driving through Ohio.
[singing to Marc] Hush, little homo, don't you cry. Mandy's gonna steal you a Prada tie.
S3 E5Granny Pants
I can't believe Wilhelmina Slater uses a dating service.
Well, Marc doesn't fulfill all of my needs. God knows he's given it the old college try.
Well, I guess it just shows you everyone gets lonely.
I'm not lonely. I'm horny!
HHarmony
Your first course is oysters on the half shell. They're an aphrodisiac... not that you need one.
S3 E7Crush'd
[about Connor] Oh, my God, you like him!
Don't be ridiculous!
Willie, you saluted him! You haven't saluted anyone since Cheney. You have fallen for him like everyone else here!
I don't fall for anyone, Marc! I am not like those other women out there, ruled by their emotions.
Willie, it's okay to feel something.
No, it's not. Not when it gets in the way of ambition. How do you think I got this far? Now, I've had my momentary lapse of judgment, but that is over now.
S3 E8Tornado Girl
Marc, are you punishing me because I said I don't approve of gay marriage? I only meant that for unattractive gays, and Cliff is really growing on me.
S3 E13Kissed Off
I know you're still hung up on Molly. Don't bother denying it.
CConnor
I learned that Molly is seeing someone, and, yes, it bothered me. But I've moved on.
Have you?
CConnor
It's over.
You can say that. You might even believe it. But deep down, I know you're just like me. You don't want to lose.
CConnor
Willie—
Connor, I want you—all of you or nothing. Wilhelmina Slater does not play second fiddle to anyone. And she doesn't beg, for anyone.
S3 E15There's No Place Like Mode
[after learning she has been seated in the second row at Fashion Week] How could this happen? Have I changed? Have I gone soft?
No. You're still as horrible and evil as the day that Satan himself placed you in your mother's arms.
Oh, darling, that's sweet.
S3 E17Sugar Daddy
Willie, as much as I love watching fired employees scamper off sad and barefoot... are you okay?
What mood do you think I should be in, Marc? The company's on the brink of collapse. Connor ran off with all the money!
Yeah... Hey, Willie, he did break your heart a little bit, right?
Don't be ridiculous. Connor Owens is a thief. Nothing more than that to me. Just another disappointing, useless male.
S3 E20Rabbit Test
My sex IQ is crazy high. I'm like the Einstein of sex.
I have a pornographic memory.
S3 E21The Born Identity
[Wilhelmina walks in carrying William, who starts crying when Betty says hi to him]
Thank you, Betty. That'll be worth at least ten years of therapy.
Time to get serious. Marc, put on your game face.
[Marc pouts]
Not your gay face—your game face.
They're the same face.
S4 E13Chica and the Man
[to Marc] I wanna get promoted. I'm sick of being a receptionist—always being at everyone's Beck and Victoria.
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