(Lifting a detatched arm of a mannequin) This was no boating accident
S3The Wedding Dress
Quick! Do something!
What?
Throw Pete through the window!
You would look great if you showed up in overalls.
Yes but I want our wedding to be different than your sisters'.
Don't beat yourself up, Ashley will get over you.
Oh I don't know... I'm pretty special.
(wants Berg to get her the dress another woman has) I've seen you talk a woman out of a dress--for once, use your powers for good!
I've always dated smart guys who can't change a lightbulb. Regular people are refreshing.
S3A Rookie Script
I may not be the prize cow at the county fair and I know a lot of you think I'm not worth spit, but I beg to differ. I'll have you know, I'm worth tons of spit.
Did you see that guy hogging the spotlight?
I know, it just sickens me when a sports hero takes time out of his busy schedule to raise money for kids.
Thanks for helping me get this orderly gig. How long do I have to work here before they make me a doctor?
Pete, hey, isn't a beautiful day?
I don't know, why don't you go away and I'll find out.
Everything has to go.
But what if butt ugly comes back into style?
Ashley has a new boyfriend?
Who is he?
I don't know.
Ah, well here is one of Pete's socks for your trouble.
Pete, everyone is staring at you. Because your standing next to me.
(kissing Irene's cat) he's just a little cutie!
Oh, thank you!
Oh, you're just a little cutie (kissing Irene too)
Oh, and she's just a little creepy!
S3Feast or Fireman
Pete, what are you doing here?
I just had a physical.
So I was wrong you could pay someone to touch you.
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