PAPA Announcement
Dr. Bergen report to the OR.
If you'll excuse me, I have lives to save.
PAPA Announcement
And bring a mop.
S3Teacher's Pet Peeve
Dr. Bergen, can you help the nurses with the filing?
But, you don't have any of the other residents do that.
No, you're right, you'll be the first, maybe we'll put up a plaque!
Has Johnny ever asked you to chop wood with him before?
No.
Huh, interesting timing
John Goodman's mini-bike isn't ridden this hard!
S3Sunday in the Apartment
This is really important to me. I’m making good money now.
Money isn’t everything.
Yeah, that’s what people who don’t make money say.
I can’t stand pork. I can’t smell it. I can’t look at it. I can’t have it anywhere on the table.
Right, I forgot. They don’t eat their own.
I can’t believe you guys forgot. You’re a bunch of insensitive, self-centered jerks.
Where’s Irene?
I ditched her at the theatre.
S3Halloween 2: Mind Over Body
Berg (holding up dishes): Brains; eyeballs.
Berg, you work at a hospital. You couldn't have gotten real eyeballs?
Well, I tried, but a blind kid beat me to 'em.
Irene, you were screaming!
Oh, yeah, I must have been thinking out loud. Guess what I am.
A danger to yourself.
Ok, just a little farther. Lucky I ran into you, you're a lifesaver.
EEd
Oh, I'm a people person. (sets down cooler) You know, if you're going to freeze yourself, you're going to need a lot more dry ice than that.
No, it's for the punch bowl.
EEd
Oh, then you're fine.
So, um, what do you do?
EEd
I don't think you'd be interested, it's kind of cerebral.
I don't know, I'm a pretty open-minded person.
EEd
Well, maybe I could come back later to pick your brain.
S3Out with the Old
This century's gonna suck!
RGRobert Goulet
(on touring, to IRENE): I miss my cats. I have seven, you know.
(excitedly) Really?!!! Wow! Between the two of us, we have almost FIFTY cats!
S3The Wedding Dress
When did my values get so out of wack? I never used to be like this, I wanted simpler things.
Well . . . you have Johnny.
How many years of school have you had?
A year of prep school, four years of college and three of medical school.
And yet you are going to die in a sink.
Look at all the women I'm not going to marry.
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