Well Ashley, am I going to be the father of Satan's spawn?
“The Internet Show” · Season 4
In this episode: Pete (3), Johnny Donnelly (3), Doctor Ashley Walker (2), Berg (1)
Pete I need a favour.
Sure.
Can you ask Irene for a cup of urine?
Why, are we out?
I am definitely not pregnant.
How do you know?
Because I am about to start a medical residency 30,000 miles away at Stanford and if I were pregnant that would complicate things and therefore I’m not.
That will be a good story to tell your illegitimate baby.
Oh, so Ashley told you she forgot to take her pill.
What?!
Easy! She isn’t pregnant.
How do you know?
She says she doesn’t want to be.
I’m not pregnant!
If you were it would be great. Your kid could look down on our kid and our kid could walk yours to therapy.
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