Sharon Carter quotes from Two Guys, a Girl and a Pizza Place

Sharon

Ashley has a new boyfriend?

Berg

Who is he?

Irene

I don't know.

Berg

Ah, well here is one of Pete's socks for your trouble.

Sharon

I love reading to kids their eyes are just so wide and glistening.

Ashley

That’s the Demerol.

Johnny

Don’t you’ll make me cry.

Sharon

Are you crying because you are an idiot cause that’s why I’m crying. This place is a dump!

Sharon

I can't believe it only took you one hour. It has taken my husband two days.

I'm sorry, is he disabled?

Johnny

I take a lot of pride in doing this myself, my great grandfather built the house I grew up in.

Sharon

Well dig him up, you need help.

Sharon

I can take care of myself.

Johnny

Yes but you just don't.

Sharon

We are going to a business mixer tonight.

Johnny

I don't want to go to a business mixer.

Sharon

Sorry, I meant 'free booze.'

Pete

You said wear black.

Sharon

I said wear something that blends in.

Pete

This does blend, I am the night!

Sharon

Why don't you ask Pete?

Ashley

What if he already has plans?