Pete quotes from Two Guys, a Girl and a Pizza Place

Ashley

What are you doing here? Didn't want to be alone in the building with Johnny?

Pete

You know...I don't appreciate your lucky guesses.

Pete

Ashley patched it up for me.

Dr. Peel

Seems like a good job, Dr. Walker, although maybe a little tight. Dr. Bergen, why should you not bandage the wound too tightly?

Berg

Well the medical reason is that the wound needs some air to heal...but the real reason is that Dr. Walker doesn't like Pete.

Ashley

Has Johnny ever asked you to chop wood with him before?

Pete

No.

Ashley

Huh, interesting timing

Pete

This is really important to me. I’m making good money now.

Johnny

Money isn’t everything.

Pete

Yeah, that’s what people who don’t make money say.

Ashley

I can’t stand pork. I can’t smell it. I can’t look at it. I can’t have it anywhere on the table.

Pete

Right, I forgot. They don’t eat their own.

Pete

I can’t believe you guys forgot. You’re a bunch of insensitive, self-centered jerks.

Ashley

Where’s Irene?

Pete

I ditched her at the theatre.

Pete

Irene, you were screaming!

Irene

Oh, yeah, I must have been thinking out loud. Guess what I am.

Ashley

A danger to yourself.

Sharon

When did my values get so out of wack? I never used to be like this, I wanted simpler things.

Pete

Well . . . you have Johnny.

Pete

Don't beat yourself up, Ashley will get over you.

Berg

Oh I don't know... I'm pretty special.

Berg

Did you see that guy hogging the spotlight?

Pete

I know, it just sickens me when a sports hero takes time out of his busy schedule to raise money for kids.

Ashley

Pete, hey, isn't a beautiful day?

Pete

I don't know, why don't you go away and I'll find out.

Berg

Pete, what are you doing here?

Pete

I just had a physical.

Ashley

So I was wrong you could pay someone to touch you.

Pete

I’m going to be a fireman.

Berg

Well, I’d love to stay and talk to you about it some more but I have to get ready for astronaut school.

Berg

Do you remember what he wrote on your anniversary card? 'Happy anniversary. It's been cool getting to know you. You're really cool. Stay cool. Johnny.'

Pete

And he wrote that in only two days.

Pete

My grandma always says the harder the choice the sweeter the rewards.

Berg

She also says that Winston Churchill shovelled her driveway.

Pete

You can't prove he didn't