Charlie
All right, I didn't want to have to do this, but desperate times call for desperate measures.
[goes to the phone]
Berta
What are you gonna do?
Charlie
Something I hoped I'd never have to do.
Rose
You don't mean...
Charlie
I'm afraid so. [on the phone]: Hello? Mom?
[Cut to Alan lying in bed. There's a knock on the door. Alan looks up]
Alan
God, what plague have you set upon me now?
Evelyn
Alan? It's Mommy!
Alan
Good one.
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