[Charlie is in bed with three women]
Alan
Listen, I-- I really need to talk to you. Can you come downstairs?
Charlie
Sure. Give me... an hour and a half.
Alan
An hour and a half?
Charlie
I know it's a little rushed, but we're on a tight schedule here! Tina's got homework, Cindy's got to meet her fiancé, and Marie... well, Marie's on the clock.
Alan
You already had two women in bed and you felt the need to call a professional?
Charlie
Better safe than sorry.
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